Australia doesn't exist! Just no evidence yet.

ZurdoDev

It would be hilarious if they turned out to be right. :laugh:

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R Giskard Reventlov

Hilarious. The levels of ignorance are off the chart. :)

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Lost User

So, I ate kangaroo-steak from Canada then?

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RossMW

Kangaroos probably don't exist either. It must have been relabeled horse meat!

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Daniel Pfeffer

It makes perfect sense: 1. The Australians who are criminals can obviously not be trusted to tell the truth. 2. The non-criminal Australians live upside-down, so their ideas of truth and falsehood are likewise topsy-turvy. 3. Any visitors to Australia cannot be believed; you know those travellers' tales... Therefore there is no evidence that Australia exists! :) :D :laugh:

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Daniel Pfeffer

Was it served in a pouch?

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RossMW

Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

The Australians who are criminals

Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

The non-criminal Australians

If there are Australian criminals and non criminals then there must be a Australia to be called an Australian. I just wonder what the pays like to be an Australian actor. Sit round all day drinking beer and having BBQs

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RickZeeland

Au contraire, Australia is delicious ;)

PIEBALDconsult

No such thing as what?

an0ther1

Well as an Australian I can tell you the following; The pay is not much, I cannot even afford a kangaroo to get me to work, I have to take a public koala. :laugh: But we have had a reduction in the number of snakes, might be because its getting colder here now coming into winter - forecast is for only 27 degrees today - yes Celsius & yes 27 days before scheduled start of winter. Interestingly, we have flat-earthers down here, they think it is a conspiracy brought about by the globe manufacturers - yes you read that correctly. None of them have ever said to me that US/UK doesn't exist though :confused:

Mycroft Holmes

What an idiot, we live on the flip side of the flat bit they are on. Haven't quite worked out where the flip is though :sigh:

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Lost User

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Lost User

Actually kangaroos can exist without breaking the theory, there's wild kangaroos in France.

dan sh

@Michael-Martin who are you? Rather what are you?

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RossMW

He's just a Australian actor playing a bit part in the conspiracy... Probably Mercan.

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dan sh

RossMW wrote:

Australian actor

Can't be. There is no Australia. Read OPs post before commenting. ;P

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RossMW

I'll reframe what I meant. "some actor playing an Australian"

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dan sh

:laugh:

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Daniel Pfeffer

Only if you're really Hungary.

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Rage

He meant Austrian.

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