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Australia doesn't exist! Just no evidence yet.

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  • R RossMW

    You just got to laugh at these flat earthers. I wish I could have attended the comedy show but I would have had to fly via Australia. Well not really, but cant go that way anymore! Australia is a made up conspiracy

    A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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    Lost User
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    So, I ate kangaroo-steak from Canada then?

    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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      So, I ate kangaroo-steak from Canada then?

      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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      RossMW
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      Kangaroos probably don't exist either. It must have been relabeled horse meat!

      A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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      • R RossMW

        You just got to laugh at these flat earthers. I wish I could have attended the comedy show but I would have had to fly via Australia. Well not really, but cant go that way anymore! Australia is a made up conspiracy

        A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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        Daniel Pfeffer
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        It makes perfect sense: 1. The Australians who are criminals can obviously not be trusted to tell the truth. 2. The non-criminal Australians live upside-down, so their ideas of truth and falsehood are likewise topsy-turvy. 3. Any visitors to Australia cannot be believed; you know those travellers' tales... Therefore there is no evidence that Australia exists! :) :D :laugh:

        Ad astra - both ways!

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          So, I ate kangaroo-steak from Canada then?

          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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          Daniel Pfeffer
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          Was it served in a pouch?

          Ad astra - both ways!

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            It makes perfect sense: 1. The Australians who are criminals can obviously not be trusted to tell the truth. 2. The non-criminal Australians live upside-down, so their ideas of truth and falsehood are likewise topsy-turvy. 3. Any visitors to Australia cannot be believed; you know those travellers' tales... Therefore there is no evidence that Australia exists! :) :D :laugh:

            Ad astra - both ways!

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            RossMW
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            Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

            The Australians who are criminals

            Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

            The non-criminal Australians

            If there are Australian criminals and non criminals then there must be a Australia to be called an Australian. I just wonder what the pays like to be an Australian actor. Sit round all day drinking beer and having BBQs

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            • R RossMW

              You just got to laugh at these flat earthers. I wish I could have attended the comedy show but I would have had to fly via Australia. Well not really, but cant go that way anymore! Australia is a made up conspiracy

              A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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              RickZeeland
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              Au contraire, Australia is delicious ;)

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              • R RossMW

                You just got to laugh at these flat earthers. I wish I could have attended the comedy show but I would have had to fly via Australia. Well not really, but cant go that way anymore! Australia is a made up conspiracy

                A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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                PIEBALDconsult
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                No such thing as what?

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                • R RossMW

                  You just got to laugh at these flat earthers. I wish I could have attended the comedy show but I would have had to fly via Australia. Well not really, but cant go that way anymore! Australia is a made up conspiracy

                  A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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                  an0ther1
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                  Well as an Australian I can tell you the following; The pay is not much, I cannot even afford a kangaroo to get me to work, I have to take a public koala. :laugh: But we have had a reduction in the number of snakes, might be because its getting colder here now coming into winter - forecast is for only 27 degrees today - yes Celsius & yes 27 days before scheduled start of winter. Interestingly, we have flat-earthers down here, they think it is a conspiracy brought about by the globe manufacturers - yes you read that correctly. None of them have ever said to me that US/UK doesn't exist though :confused:

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                  • R RossMW

                    You just got to laugh at these flat earthers. I wish I could have attended the comedy show but I would have had to fly via Australia. Well not really, but cant go that way anymore! Australia is a made up conspiracy

                    A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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                    Mycroft Holmes
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                    What an idiot, we live on the flip side of the flat bit they are on. Haven't quite worked out where the flip is though :sigh:

                    Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                    • R RossMW

                      You just got to laugh at these flat earthers. I wish I could have attended the comedy show but I would have had to fly via Australia. Well not really, but cant go that way anymore! Australia is a made up conspiracy

                      A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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                      Lost User
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                      It's all a dream. Pinch me.

                      Peter Wasser "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

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                      • R RossMW

                        Kangaroos probably don't exist either. It must have been relabeled horse meat!

                        A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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                        Lost User
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                        Actually kangaroos can exist without breaking the theory, there's wild kangaroos in France.

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                        • R RossMW

                          You just got to laugh at these flat earthers. I wish I could have attended the comedy show but I would have had to fly via Australia. Well not really, but cant go that way anymore! Australia is a made up conspiracy

                          A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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                          dan sh
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                          @Michael-Martin who are you? Rather what are you?

                          "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                            @Michael-Martin who are you? Rather what are you?

                            "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                            RossMW
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                            He's just a Australian actor playing a bit part in the conspiracy... Probably Mercan.

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                              He's just a Australian actor playing a bit part in the conspiracy... Probably Mercan.

                              A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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                              dan sh
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                              RossMW wrote:

                              Australian actor

                              Can't be. There is no Australia. Read OPs post before commenting. ;P

                              "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                                RossMW wrote:

                                Australian actor

                                Can't be. There is no Australia. Read OPs post before commenting. ;P

                                "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                                RossMW
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                                I'll reframe what I meant. "some actor playing an Australian"

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                                • R RossMW

                                  I'll reframe what I meant. "some actor playing an Australian"

                                  A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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                                  dan sh
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                                  :laugh:

                                  "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                                  • R RickZeeland

                                    Au contraire, Australia is delicious ;)

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                                    Daniel Pfeffer
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                                    Only if you're really Hungary.

                                    Ad astra - both ways!

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                                    • D dan sh

                                      RossMW wrote:

                                      Australian actor

                                      Can't be. There is no Australia. Read OPs post before commenting. ;P

                                      "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                                      Rage
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                                      He meant Austrian.

                                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                      • D dan sh

                                        @Michael-Martin who are you? Rather what are you?

                                        "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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                                        Rage
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                                        A computer generated entity, didn't you read the conspiracy theory ? I have always known that Mr.Martin could not be real.

                                        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                        • R RossMW

                                          You just got to laugh at these flat earthers. I wish I could have attended the comedy show but I would have had to fly via Australia. Well not really, but cant go that way anymore! Australia is a made up conspiracy

                                          A Fine is a Tax for doing something wrong A Tax is a Fine for doing something good.

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                                          megaadam
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                                          Of course it is made up, nobody really speaks like that!

                                          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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