Australia doesn't exist! Just no evidence yet.

an0ther1

Well as an Australian I can tell you the following; The pay is not much, I cannot even afford a kangaroo to get me to work, I have to take a public koala. :laugh: But we have had a reduction in the number of snakes, might be because its getting colder here now coming into winter - forecast is for only 27 degrees today - yes Celsius & yes 27 days before scheduled start of winter. Interestingly, we have flat-earthers down here, they think it is a conspiracy brought about by the globe manufacturers - yes you read that correctly. None of them have ever said to me that US/UK doesn't exist though :confused:

Mycroft Holmes

What an idiot, we live on the flip side of the flat bit they are on. Haven't quite worked out where the flip is though :sigh:

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Lost User

It's all a dream. Pinch me.

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Lost User

Actually kangaroos can exist without breaking the theory, there's wild kangaroos in France.

dan sh

@Michael-Martin who are you? Rather what are you?

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RossMW

He's just a Australian actor playing a bit part in the conspiracy... Probably Mercan.

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dan sh

RossMW wrote:

Australian actor

Can't be. There is no Australia. Read OPs post before commenting. ;P

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RossMW

I'll reframe what I meant. "some actor playing an Australian"

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dan sh

:laugh:

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Daniel Pfeffer

Only if you're really Hungary.

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Rage

He meant Austrian.

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Rage

A computer generated entity, didn't you read the conspiracy theory ? I have always known that Mr.Martin could not be real.

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megaadam

Of course it is made up, nobody really speaks like that!

... such stuff as dreams are made on

PeejayAdams

Let's get this straight: Someone posts a nice little satirical post on Facebook and someone at the New Zealand Herald, taking it literally, writes a piece about idiots believing the story. It's the kind of transcendental irony that defines the internet.

98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Daniel Pfeffer

Rage wrote:

I have always known that Mr.Martin could not be real.

Try turning pi/2 degrees. :)

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megaadam

I bet New Zealand is made up too. :suss:

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Lost User

That's wallabies, not kangaroo's.

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Daniel Pfeffer

No, New Zealand is real; it's just part of Middle Earth.

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W Balboos GHB

Eddy Vluggen wrote:

That's wallabies just our swimsuit models, not kangaroo's.

FIFY

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Lost User

Also without pouch, I see :)

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