How not to plan a date
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[Worst date ever?](https://www.wwlp.com/world/worst-date-ever-/1311416455) >A man's solution on how to handle having two dates with two women on the same night ended up with him getting a ticket to jail.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
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[Worst date ever?](https://www.wwlp.com/world/worst-date-ever-/1311416455) >A man's solution on how to handle having two dates with two women on the same night ended up with him getting a ticket to jail.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
I would venture to guess that the "dates" he's really interested in will be in the jail, too. Later on he can make arrangements with the prison dating service. It's called "Drop the Soap"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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[Worst date ever?](https://www.wwlp.com/world/worst-date-ever-/1311416455) >A man's solution on how to handle having two dates with two women on the same night ended up with him getting a ticket to jail.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
This one Could have gone better[^] as well.
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[Worst date ever?](https://www.wwlp.com/world/worst-date-ever-/1311416455) >A man's solution on how to handle having two dates with two women on the same night ended up with him getting a ticket to jail.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
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[Worst date ever?](https://www.wwlp.com/world/worst-date-ever-/1311416455) >A man's solution on how to handle having two dates with two women on the same night ended up with him getting a ticket to jail.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]
A Griffin, what else do you expect :-\
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A daughter of your Godmother or Godfather.
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A Griffin, what else do you expect :-\
I will endeavour not to take that personally ...
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A daughter of your Godmother or Godfather.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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A Griffin, what else do you expect :-\
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I would venture to guess that the "dates" he's really interested in will be in the jail, too. Later on he can make arrangements with the prison dating service. It's called "Drop the Soap"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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If that's what floats your boat.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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dandy72 wrote:
it seems these days anyone can make that sort of sh*t up at any time.
The correct term for that, as of NOW, is "worderize it"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Hah! I'm 60 next February, so you can't use the age excuse on me! :laugh:
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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dandy72 wrote:
it seems these days anyone can make that sort of sh*t up at any time.
The correct term for that, as of NOW, is "worderize it"
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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There's an actual name for the complimentary process: gerund[^]
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
