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  • D dan sh

    [Worst date ever?](https://www.wwlp.com/world/worst-date-ever-/1311416455) >A man's solution on how to handle having two dates with two women on the same night ended up with him getting a ticket to jail.

    "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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    OT - What the *bleep* is a "godsister"?

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    • D dan sh

      [Worst date ever?](https://www.wwlp.com/world/worst-date-ever-/1311416455) >A man's solution on how to handle having two dates with two women on the same night ended up with him getting a ticket to jail.

      "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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      A Griffin, what else do you expect :-\

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      • L Lost User

        OT - What the *bleep* is a "godsister"?

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        A daughter of your Godmother or Godfather.

        Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          A Griffin, what else do you expect :-\

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          I will endeavour not to take that personally ...

          Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            A daughter of your Godmother or Godfather.

            Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            I'm nearly 55 years old and I'd never heard the term until today. :-O

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            • L Lost User

              I'm nearly 55 years old and I'd never heard the term until today. :-O

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              Don't worry - it seems these days anyone can make that sort of sh*t up at any time.

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                A Griffin, what else do you expect :-\

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                RickZeeland wrote:

                A Griffin, what else do you expect :-\

                Maybe I would've expected that sort of story from Quagmire. But not Peter.

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                • W W Balboos GHB

                  I would venture to guess that the "dates" he's really interested in will be in the jail, too. Later on he can make arrangements with the prison dating service. It's called "Drop the Soap"

                  Ravings en masse^

                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                  Yeah rape is hilarious. Let's laugh about rape.

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                  • B Bootking

                    Yeah rape is hilarious. Let's laugh about rape.

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    If that's what floats your boat.

                    Ravings en masse^

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                    • D dandy72

                      Don't worry - it seems these days anyone can make that sort of sh*t up at any time.

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                      dandy72 wrote:

                      it seems these days anyone can make that sort of sh*t up at any time.

                      The correct term for that, as of NOW, is "worderize it"

                      Ravings en masse^

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      • L Lost User

                        I'm nearly 55 years old and I'd never heard the term until today. :-O

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                        Hah! I'm 60 next February, so you can't use the age excuse on me! :laugh:

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                        • W W Balboos GHB

                          dandy72 wrote:

                          it seems these days anyone can make that sort of sh*t up at any time.

                          The correct term for that, as of NOW, is "worderize it"

                          Ravings en masse^

                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          Now that's a winner. Is that like how you can verb any noun?

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                            Now that's a winner. Is that like how you can verb any noun?

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                            There's an actual name for the complimentary process:   gerund[^]

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                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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