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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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    Eric Lynch
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    Yes, but when the wash is done, your pocket contains fifteen.

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      Yes, but when the wash is done, your pocket contains fifteen.

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      Johnny J
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      Only if you do it yourself. If the missus does the laundry, the entire twenty will magically disappear... :laugh:

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        Only if you do it yourself. If the missus does the laundry, the entire twenty will magically disappear... :laugh:

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        Eric Lynch
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        Truthfully, given sufficient time, it magically disappears from my pocket no matter what I do. On a really good day, some beer magically appears in exchange! :)

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          Truthfully, given sufficient time, it magically disappears from my pocket no matter what I do. On a really good day, some beer magically appears in exchange! :)

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          Johnny J
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          True! :thumbsup: :laugh:

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          • U User 13940342

            Actually, no, but good guess. According to Google, money laundering is defined as:

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            the concealment of the origins of illegally obtained money, typically by means of transfers involving foreign banks or legitimate businesses.

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            OriginalGriff
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            You haven't quite got the hang of this, have you? :laugh:

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              You haven't quite got the hang of this, have you? :laugh:

              Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              Fergus Donaldson
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              :laugh:

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

                Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                Fueled By Decaff
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                There is a reason they only launder notes. The coins make too much noise.

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                • F Fueled By Decaff

                  There is a reason they only launder notes. The coins make too much noise.

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                  maze3
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                  The newer plastic notes makes the process easier (UK). I'm not sure how the us dollar bills handled laundering, but must have been good because that seems like the most laundered currency.

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                  • M maze3

                    The newer plastic notes makes the process easier (UK). I'm not sure how the us dollar bills handled laundering, but must have been good because that seems like the most laundered currency.

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                    jsc42
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                    How do you tell if a UK Bank note is a fake? Look at the picture of the Queen and count her feet. (not original)

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                      How do you tell if a UK Bank note is a fake? Look at the picture of the Queen and count her feet. (not original)

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                      maze3
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                      I don't get this. none of the uk bank notes show her feet

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                      • R Rage

                        Wow wow wow ! scientific pun ! :-D

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                        Herman T Instance
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                        Depennies also on the Temp'd of the water

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