Thought of the Day
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Yes, but when the wash is done, your pocket contains fifteen.
Only if you do it yourself. If the missus does the laundry, the entire twenty will magically disappear... :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Only if you do it yourself. If the missus does the laundry, the entire twenty will magically disappear... :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark TwainTruthfully, given sufficient time, it magically disappears from my pocket no matter what I do. On a really good day, some beer magically appears in exchange! :)
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Truthfully, given sufficient time, it magically disappears from my pocket no matter what I do. On a really good day, some beer magically appears in exchange! :)
True! :thumbsup: :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Actually, no, but good guess. According to Google, money laundering is defined as:
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the concealment of the origins of illegally obtained money, typically by means of transfers involving foreign banks or legitimate businesses.
You haven't quite got the hang of this, have you? :laugh:
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You haven't quite got the hang of this, have you? :laugh:
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Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?
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There is a reason they only launder notes. The coins make too much noise.
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There is a reason they only launder notes. The coins make too much noise.
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The newer plastic notes makes the process easier (UK). I'm not sure how the us dollar bills handled laundering, but must have been good because that seems like the most laundered currency.
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How do you tell if a UK Bank note is a fake? Look at the picture of the Queen and count her feet. (not original)
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Wow wow wow ! scientific pun ! :-D
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