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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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    User 13940342
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    Actually, no, but good guess. According to Google, money laundering is defined as:

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    the concealment of the origins of illegally obtained money, typically by means of transfers involving foreign banks or legitimate businesses.

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      Actually, no, but good guess. According to Google, money laundering is defined as:

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      the concealment of the origins of illegally obtained money, typically by means of transfers involving foreign banks or legitimate businesses.

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      BillW33
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      Yeah, but that definition is not as funny. ;) :laugh:

      Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

        Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        megaadam
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        Is it dirty money when you remove it before washing the shirt?

        "If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

          Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          Lost User
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          interesting coincidence, just today I dropped my wallet (it has a NFC key card in it) into a mop bucket below the NFC reader. The money still looks the same, most importantly the money still worked at the shop too - dollar for dollar (none of this TV nonsense only getting 50 cents on the dollar coz it was laundered funds.)

          This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

            Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            W Balboos GHB
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            If you put the right spin on it. Lint screen: method to evaluate of software.

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

              Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              Vincent Maverick Durano
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              You need to a add water and soap in it to become legit.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

                Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                Herman T Instance
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                Depends on the speed of cent rifuging.

                In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.

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                • H Herman T Instance

                  Depends on the speed of cent rifuging.

                  In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.

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                  Rage
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                  Wow wow wow ! scientific pun ! :-D

                  Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

                    Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    Eric Lynch
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                    Yes, but when the wash is done, your pocket contains fifteen.

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                      Yes, but when the wash is done, your pocket contains fifteen.

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                      Johnny J
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                      Only if you do it yourself. If the missus does the laundry, the entire twenty will magically disappear... :laugh:

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                        Only if you do it yourself. If the missus does the laundry, the entire twenty will magically disappear... :laugh:

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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                        Eric Lynch
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                        Truthfully, given sufficient time, it magically disappears from my pocket no matter what I do. On a really good day, some beer magically appears in exchange! :)

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                        • E Eric Lynch

                          Truthfully, given sufficient time, it magically disappears from my pocket no matter what I do. On a really good day, some beer magically appears in exchange! :)

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                          Johnny J
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                          True! :thumbsup: :laugh:

                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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                            Actually, no, but good guess. According to Google, money laundering is defined as:

                            Quote:

                            the concealment of the origins of illegally obtained money, typically by means of transfers involving foreign banks or legitimate businesses.

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                            You haven't quite got the hang of this, have you? :laugh:

                            Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              You haven't quite got the hang of this, have you? :laugh:

                              Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                              Fergus Donaldson
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                              :laugh:

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

                                Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                Fueled By Decaff
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                                There is a reason they only launder notes. The coins make too much noise.

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                                  There is a reason they only launder notes. The coins make too much noise.

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                                  maze3
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                                  The newer plastic notes makes the process easier (UK). I'm not sure how the us dollar bills handled laundering, but must have been good because that seems like the most laundered currency.

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                                    The newer plastic notes makes the process easier (UK). I'm not sure how the us dollar bills handled laundering, but must have been good because that seems like the most laundered currency.

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                                    jsc42
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                                    How do you tell if a UK Bank note is a fake? Look at the picture of the Queen and count her feet. (not original)

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                                      How do you tell if a UK Bank note is a fake? Look at the picture of the Queen and count her feet. (not original)

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                                      maze3
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                                      I don't get this. none of the uk bank notes show her feet

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                                      • R Rage

                                        Wow wow wow ! scientific pun ! :-D

                                        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                        Herman T Instance
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                                        Depennies also on the Temp'd of the water

                                        In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.

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