Thought of the Day

[OriginalGriff]

Is money laundering what happens when you leave a twenty in your shirt pocket?

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[User 13940342]

Actually, no, but good guess. According to Google, money laundering is defined as:

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the concealment of the origins of illegally obtained money, typically by means of transfers involving foreign banks or legitimate businesses.

[BillW33]

Yeah, but that definition is not as funny. ;) :laugh:

Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.

[megaadam]

Is it dirty money when you remove it before washing the shirt?

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[Lost User]

interesting coincidence, just today I dropped my wallet (it has a NFC key card in it) into a mop bucket below the NFC reader. The money still looks the same, most importantly the money still worked at the shop too - dollar for dollar (none of this TV nonsense only getting 50 cents on the dollar coz it was laundered funds.)

This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!

[W Balboos GHB]

If you put the right spin on it. Lint screen: method to evaluate of software.

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[Vincent Maverick Durano]

You need to a add water and soap in it to become legit.

[Herman T Instance]

Depends on the speed of cent rifuging.

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[Rage]

Wow wow wow ! scientific pun ! :-D

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[Eric Lynch]

Yes, but when the wash is done, your pocket contains fifteen.

[Johnny J]

Only if you do it yourself. If the missus does the laundry, the entire twenty will magically disappear... :laugh:

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[Eric Lynch]

Truthfully, given sufficient time, it magically disappears from my pocket no matter what I do. On a really good day, some beer magically appears in exchange! :)

[Johnny J]

True! :thumbsup: :laugh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain

[OriginalGriff]

You haven't quite got the hang of this, have you? :laugh:

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[Fergus Donaldson]

:laugh:

[Fueled By Decaff]

There is a reason they only launder notes. The coins make too much noise.

[maze3]

The newer plastic notes makes the process easier (UK). I'm not sure how the us dollar bills handled laundering, but must have been good because that seems like the most laundered currency.

[jsc42]

How do you tell if a UK Bank note is a fake? Look at the picture of the Queen and count her feet. (not original)

[maze3]

I don't get this. none of the uk bank notes show her feet

[Herman T Instance]

Depennies also on the Temp'd of the water

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