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  • J Johnny J

    Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    Leng Vang
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    That's not funny. We used to make a living with those little knowledge. :^)

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    • J Johnny J

      Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
      Mark Twain

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      Gary R Wheeler
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      Double fun for me since (1) I'm old enough to get the joke and (2) my house is old, so we get bats inside(*) late every summer. (*) They sneak in via our screened-in porch. I get to catch them and release them outside, usually at 2:00 a.m. after being woke up by SWMBO.

      Software Zen: delete this;

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      • J Johnny J

        Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
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        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
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        Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
        Mark Twain

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        theoldfool
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        young whippersnapper... I remember cold start cards.

        If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.

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        • L Lost User

          640K ought to be enough for anybody.

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          Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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          Urban Cricket wrote:

          640K ought to be enough for anybody.

          FTFY

          "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018

          "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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          • L Lost User

            :D Where is config.sys?

            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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            Mark_Wallace
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            Eddy Vluggen wrote:

            Where is config.sys?

            Hey! You'a say'a da tings about'a da config'a my systa, an you pay'a da price!

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • J Johnny J

              Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
              Winston Churchill, 1944
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              Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
              Mark Twain

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              Super Lloyd
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              Yes! :laugh:

              A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!

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              • L Lost User

                640K ought to be enough for anybody.

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                Mario Luis
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                Memmaker ftw. Used to hate fighting for memory and trying to run my mouse driver same time.

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                • G Gary R Wheeler

                  Double fun for me since (1) I'm old enough to get the joke and (2) my house is old, so we get bats inside(*) late every summer. (*) They sneak in via our screened-in porch. I get to catch them and release them outside, usually at 2:00 a.m. after being woke up by SWMBO.

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  Johnny J
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                  Cool - I love bats. But at 2 am I guess you have other plans... :laugh:

                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                  Anonymous
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                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                  Winston Churchill, 1944
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                  Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                  Mark Twain

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                  • J Johnny J

                    Richard Deeming wrote:

                    5¼" floppy

                    Huh! Nothing! Back in my days, we used 8" floppy disks! AND we had cold gravel for dinner! :laugh:

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
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                    Mark Twain

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                    User 11230442
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                    in 83 I had a cpm system running at 4Mhz with an 8" floppy, But also a 10 MEGA BYTE external hard drive, with removable platters. Luxury. The rest of the system was crap. Filled up my car if I took it home to work. Ah. The good old days. ASM all the way.

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                    • U User 11230442

                      in 83 I had a cpm system running at 4Mhz with an 8" floppy, But also a 10 MEGA BYTE external hard drive, with removable platters. Luxury. The rest of the system was crap. Filled up my car if I took it home to work. Ah. The good old days. ASM all the way.

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                      Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                      • R Richard Deeming

                        What is this newfangled "CD" of which you speak? Is it anything like a 5¼" floppy? :-D


                        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                        ZerqTheMad
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                        At least we no longer have to worry about kinky hard drives that insist on a master slave relationships...

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                        • J JohnDG52

                          Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                          I learned my first BASIC using one of those - located in the school's bomb shelter: Huge room with concrete walls, floor and ceiling. Just the right acoustics for a TTY! Down in my basement, I have still got a few of those paper tapes. (I also got a small pile of punch cards. As well as a core dump, in the physical sense: A frame with 1152 ferrite rings weaved together. I have no idea about the contents of those 1152 bits.)

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                          • J JohnDG52

                            Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                            CodeZombie62
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                            We had three teletypes in high school. Connected to a PDP-8 and PDP-12 at the university across town via acoustic coupler. One day someone dumped the hopper full of the holes from the punched tape all over the floor.

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                              :D Where is config.sys?

                              Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                              Harrison Pratt
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                              Fixed typos: Where's config, sis?

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                              • J JohnDG52

                                Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                                Harrison Pratt
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                                I started that way -- with punched tape, a teletype and remote GE time-share system using some flavor of BASIC.

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                                  We had three teletypes in high school. Connected to a PDP-8 and PDP-12 at the university across town via acoustic coupler. One day someone dumped the hopper full of the holes from the punched tape all over the floor.

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                                  When one of my friends married, we used stuff as a replacement for rice. (The groom was also a computer guy.)

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                                    I started that way -- with punched tape, a teletype and remote GE time-share system using some flavor of BASIC.

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                                    Part of my first job - machine code programming a DEC LSI-11 (4K core memory + 16k RAM) to control a tomographic medical scanner and reconstruct the images (using de-convolution and back-projection). Teletype was only for development - working machine just had the core memory.

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      Richard Deeming wrote:

                                      5¼" floppy

                                      Huh! Nothing! Back in my days, we used 8" floppy disks! AND we had cold gravel for dinner! :laugh:

                                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                      Anonymous
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                                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                      Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                      Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                      Mark Twain

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                                      MKJCP
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                                      When I started I was hanging out with Lady Lovelace, or was it Linda...:~

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                                      • R Rick York

                                        Check out the Q&A from the last week or so. There is someone in there doing development in MS-DOS and can't seem to be able to find various pieces of software that will work with it. Apparently he found a functional floppy disk drive though.

                                        "They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"

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                                        BryanFazekas
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                                        Rick York wrote:

                                        Apparently he found a functional floppy disk drive though.

                                        My last 2 or 3 motherboards lacked a floppy drive connector, so I couldn't install a non-USB drive if I wanted to. First time it happened I was disappointed -- I had a floppy drive that included a 8-in-1 card reader (drive had USB cable as well as EIDE), and I wanted to install it for the card reader. But stick-type SD-card readers are so common these days -- I have 5 or 6 sitting on my desk at home. I have an unopened box of 3.5" floppy disks on my desk -- found it in the back of a supply cabinet. It's a novelty. It's bizarre to think of 1.44 MB of storage compared to the the idea that 16 to 64 GB flash drives are so inexpensive.

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                                          When one of my friends married, we used stuff as a replacement for rice. (The groom was also a computer guy.)

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                                          Herbie Mountjoy
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                                          That wasn't a good idea. Those little paper discs were actually quite dangerous. We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.

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