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  • J Johnny J

    Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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    theoldfool
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    young whippersnapper... I remember cold start cards.

    If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.

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    • L Lost User

      640K ought to be enough for anybody.

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      Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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      Urban Cricket wrote:

      640K ought to be enough for anybody.

      FTFY

      "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018

      "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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      • L Lost User

        :D Where is config.sys?

        Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Eddy Vluggen wrote:

        Where is config.sys?

        Hey! You'a say'a da tings about'a da config'a my systa, an you pay'a da price!

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • J Johnny J

          Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
          Anonymous
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          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
          Winston Churchill, 1944
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          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
          Mark Twain

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          Super Lloyd
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          Yes! :laugh:

          A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!

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          • L Lost User

            640K ought to be enough for anybody.

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            Mario Luis
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            Memmaker ftw. Used to hate fighting for memory and trying to run my mouse driver same time.

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            • G Gary R Wheeler

              Double fun for me since (1) I'm old enough to get the joke and (2) my house is old, so we get bats inside(*) late every summer. (*) They sneak in via our screened-in porch. I get to catch them and release them outside, usually at 2:00 a.m. after being woke up by SWMBO.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              Johnny J
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              Cool - I love bats. But at 2 am I guess you have other plans... :laugh:

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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              • J Johnny J

                Richard Deeming wrote:

                5¼" floppy

                Huh! Nothing! Back in my days, we used 8" floppy disks! AND we had cold gravel for dinner! :laugh:

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                Mark Twain

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                User 11230442
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                in 83 I had a cpm system running at 4Mhz with an 8" floppy, But also a 10 MEGA BYTE external hard drive, with removable platters. Luxury. The rest of the system was crap. Filled up my car if I took it home to work. Ah. The good old days. ASM all the way.

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                  in 83 I had a cpm system running at 4Mhz with an 8" floppy, But also a 10 MEGA BYTE external hard drive, with removable platters. Luxury. The rest of the system was crap. Filled up my car if I took it home to work. Ah. The good old days. ASM all the way.

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                  Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                  • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

                    What is this newfangled "CD" of which you speak? Is it anything like a 5¼" floppy? :-D


                    "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                    ZerqTheMad
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                    At least we no longer have to worry about kinky hard drives that insist on a master slave relationships...

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                    • J JohnDG52

                      Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                      kalberts
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                      I learned my first BASIC using one of those - located in the school's bomb shelter: Huge room with concrete walls, floor and ceiling. Just the right acoustics for a TTY! Down in my basement, I have still got a few of those paper tapes. (I also got a small pile of punch cards. As well as a core dump, in the physical sense: A frame with 1152 ferrite rings weaved together. I have no idea about the contents of those 1152 bits.)

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                      • J JohnDG52

                        Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                        CodeZombie62
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                        We had three teletypes in high school. Connected to a PDP-8 and PDP-12 at the university across town via acoustic coupler. One day someone dumped the hopper full of the holes from the punched tape all over the floor.

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                        • L Lost User

                          :D Where is config.sys?

                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                          Harrison Pratt
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                          Fixed typos: Where's config, sis?

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                          • J JohnDG52

                            Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                            Harrison Pratt
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                            I started that way -- with punched tape, a teletype and remote GE time-share system using some flavor of BASIC.

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                              We had three teletypes in high school. Connected to a PDP-8 and PDP-12 at the university across town via acoustic coupler. One day someone dumped the hopper full of the holes from the punched tape all over the floor.

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                              kalberts
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                              When one of my friends married, we used stuff as a replacement for rice. (The groom was also a computer guy.)

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                                I started that way -- with punched tape, a teletype and remote GE time-share system using some flavor of BASIC.

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                                JohnDG52
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                                Part of my first job - machine code programming a DEC LSI-11 (4K core memory + 16k RAM) to control a tomographic medical scanner and reconstruct the images (using de-convolution and back-projection). Teletype was only for development - working machine just had the core memory.

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                                • J Johnny J

                                  Richard Deeming wrote:

                                  5¼" floppy

                                  Huh! Nothing! Back in my days, we used 8" floppy disks! AND we had cold gravel for dinner! :laugh:

                                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                                  Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                  MKJCP
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                                  When I started I was hanging out with Lady Lovelace, or was it Linda...:~

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                                  • R Rick York

                                    Check out the Q&A from the last week or so. There is someone in there doing development in MS-DOS and can't seem to be able to find various pieces of software that will work with it. Apparently he found a functional floppy disk drive though.

                                    "They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"

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                                    BryanFazekas
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                                    Rick York wrote:

                                    Apparently he found a functional floppy disk drive though.

                                    My last 2 or 3 motherboards lacked a floppy drive connector, so I couldn't install a non-USB drive if I wanted to. First time it happened I was disappointed -- I had a floppy drive that included a 8-in-1 card reader (drive had USB cable as well as EIDE), and I wanted to install it for the card reader. But stick-type SD-card readers are so common these days -- I have 5 or 6 sitting on my desk at home. I have an unopened box of 3.5" floppy disks on my desk -- found it in the back of a supply cabinet. It's a novelty. It's bizarre to think of 1.44 MB of storage compared to the the idea that 16 to 64 GB flash drives are so inexpensive.

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                                      When one of my friends married, we used stuff as a replacement for rice. (The groom was also a computer guy.)

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                                      Herbie Mountjoy
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                                      That wasn't a good idea. Those little paper discs were actually quite dangerous. We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.

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                                      • J Johnny J

                                        Cool - I love bats. But at 2 am I guess you have other plans... :laugh:

                                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                                        Gary Wheeler
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                                        Back when my daughter lived at home, it was great fun having two women shrieking at me at 2:00 a.m.

                                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                                        • J Johnny J

                                          Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

                                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                                          Winston Churchill, 1944
                                          -----
                                          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
                                          Mark Twain

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                                          DumpsterJuice
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                                          "You need to move your mouse driver into XMS "

                                          Where there's smoke, there's a Blue Screen of death.

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