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  • L Lost User

    :D Where is config.sys?

    Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Eddy Vluggen wrote:

    Where is config.sys?

    Hey! You'a say'a da tings about'a da config'a my systa, an you pay'a da price!

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • J Johnny J

      Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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      Super Lloyd
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      Yes! :laugh:

      A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!

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      • L Lost User

        640K ought to be enough for anybody.

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        Mario Luis
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        Memmaker ftw. Used to hate fighting for memory and trying to run my mouse driver same time.

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        • G Gary R Wheeler

          Double fun for me since (1) I'm old enough to get the joke and (2) my house is old, so we get bats inside(*) late every summer. (*) They sneak in via our screened-in porch. I get to catch them and release them outside, usually at 2:00 a.m. after being woke up by SWMBO.

          Software Zen: delete this;

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          Johnny J
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          Cool - I love bats. But at 2 am I guess you have other plans... :laugh:

          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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          • J Johnny J

            Richard Deeming wrote:

            5¼" floppy

            Huh! Nothing! Back in my days, we used 8" floppy disks! AND we had cold gravel for dinner! :laugh:

            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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            User 11230442
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            in 83 I had a cpm system running at 4Mhz with an 8" floppy, But also a 10 MEGA BYTE external hard drive, with removable platters. Luxury. The rest of the system was crap. Filled up my car if I took it home to work. Ah. The good old days. ASM all the way.

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            • U User 11230442

              in 83 I had a cpm system running at 4Mhz with an 8" floppy, But also a 10 MEGA BYTE external hard drive, with removable platters. Luxury. The rest of the system was crap. Filled up my car if I took it home to work. Ah. The good old days. ASM all the way.

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              JohnDG52
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              Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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              • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

                What is this newfangled "CD" of which you speak? Is it anything like a 5¼" floppy? :-D


                "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                ZerqTheMad
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                At least we no longer have to worry about kinky hard drives that insist on a master slave relationships...

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                • J JohnDG52

                  Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                  kalberts
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                  I learned my first BASIC using one of those - located in the school's bomb shelter: Huge room with concrete walls, floor and ceiling. Just the right acoustics for a TTY! Down in my basement, I have still got a few of those paper tapes. (I also got a small pile of punch cards. As well as a core dump, in the physical sense: A frame with 1152 ferrite rings weaved together. I have no idea about the contents of those 1152 bits.)

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                  • J JohnDG52

                    Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                    CodeZombie62
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                    We had three teletypes in high school. Connected to a PDP-8 and PDP-12 at the university across town via acoustic coupler. One day someone dumped the hopper full of the holes from the punched tape all over the floor.

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                    • L Lost User

                      :D Where is config.sys?

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                      Harrison Pratt
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                      Fixed typos: Where's config, sis?

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                      • J JohnDG52

                        Floppy? I had a teletype with punched tape.

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                        Harrison Pratt
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                        I started that way -- with punched tape, a teletype and remote GE time-share system using some flavor of BASIC.

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                        • C CodeZombie62

                          We had three teletypes in high school. Connected to a PDP-8 and PDP-12 at the university across town via acoustic coupler. One day someone dumped the hopper full of the holes from the punched tape all over the floor.

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                          kalberts
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                          When one of my friends married, we used stuff as a replacement for rice. (The groom was also a computer guy.)

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                          • H Harrison Pratt

                            I started that way -- with punched tape, a teletype and remote GE time-share system using some flavor of BASIC.

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                            JohnDG52
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                            Part of my first job - machine code programming a DEC LSI-11 (4K core memory + 16k RAM) to control a tomographic medical scanner and reconstruct the images (using de-convolution and back-projection). Teletype was only for development - working machine just had the core memory.

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                            • J Johnny J

                              Richard Deeming wrote:

                              5¼" floppy

                              Huh! Nothing! Back in my days, we used 8" floppy disks! AND we had cold gravel for dinner! :laugh:

                              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                              MKJCP
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                              When I started I was hanging out with Lady Lovelace, or was it Linda...:~

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                              • R Rick York

                                Check out the Q&A from the last week or so. There is someone in there doing development in MS-DOS and can't seem to be able to find various pieces of software that will work with it. Apparently he found a functional floppy disk drive though.

                                "They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"

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                                BryanFazekas
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                                Rick York wrote:

                                Apparently he found a functional floppy disk drive though.

                                My last 2 or 3 motherboards lacked a floppy drive connector, so I couldn't install a non-USB drive if I wanted to. First time it happened I was disappointed -- I had a floppy drive that included a 8-in-1 card reader (drive had USB cable as well as EIDE), and I wanted to install it for the card reader. But stick-type SD-card readers are so common these days -- I have 5 or 6 sitting on my desk at home. I have an unopened box of 3.5" floppy disks on my desk -- found it in the back of a supply cabinet. It's a novelty. It's bizarre to think of 1.44 MB of storage compared to the the idea that 16 to 64 GB flash drives are so inexpensive.

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                                • K kalberts

                                  When one of my friends married, we used stuff as a replacement for rice. (The groom was also a computer guy.)

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                                  Herbie Mountjoy
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                                  That wasn't a good idea. Those little paper discs were actually quite dangerous. We're philosophical about power outages here. A.C. come, A.C. go.

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                                  • J Johnny J

                                    Cool - I love bats. But at 2 am I guess you have other plans... :laugh:

                                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    Back when my daughter lived at home, it was great fun having two women shrieking at me at 2:00 a.m.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

                                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                                      -----
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                                      DumpsterJuice
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                                      "You need to move your mouse driver into XMS "

                                      Where there's smoke, there's a Blue Screen of death.

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                                      • J Johnny J

                                        Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

                                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                                        carlospc1970
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                                        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                                        • J Johnny J

                                          Are you old ancient enough to find this funny?[^] :~

                                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                          Anonymous
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                                          Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                          Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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                                          Slow Eddie
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                                          Bat your sweet donkey I am.

                                          If you're lucky one day you will get old too.

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