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    W Balboos GHB
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    Quote:

    “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

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    Ravings en masse^

    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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      **

      Quote:

      “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

      **

      Ravings en masse^

      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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      phil o
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      There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

      noop()

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        There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

        noop()

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        W Balboos GHB
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        . . . hold that thought . . .

        Ravings en masse^

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

          noop()

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          phil.o wrote:

          exhaustively

          Is this a hint? :~ X|

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            **

            Quote:

            “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

            **

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            CodeWraith
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            Depending on the cat, the question may also be if it is allergic to you when it puts you in its mouth.

            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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              **

              Quote:

              “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

              **

              Ravings en masse^

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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              Mike Hankey
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              Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?

              I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally! JaxCoder.com

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                Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?

                I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally! JaxCoder.com

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                W Balboos GHB
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                Fur - crying out loud.

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                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                  Quote:

                  “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

                  **

                  Ravings en masse^

                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                  but is it still OK to put yourself in a cats mouth?

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                    There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

                    noop()

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                    dandy72
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                    Is there something you're trying to tell us?

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                      Is there something you're trying to tell us?

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                      Is it a rethorical question?

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                        but is it still OK to put yourself in a cats mouth?

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                        W Balboos GHB
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                        Lopatir wrote:

                        put yourself in a cats mouth?

                        When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .

                        Ravings en masse^

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          Is it a rethorical question?

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                          I think so. Because I probably don't want to know.

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                            Lopatir wrote:

                            put yourself in a cats mouth?

                            When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .

                            Ravings en masse^

                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                            Marco Bertschi
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                            W∴ Balboos wrote:

                            doesn't have teeth

                            That sounds... illegal. Please don't.

                            I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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                              W∴ Balboos wrote:

                              doesn't have teeth

                              That sounds... illegal. Please don't.

                              I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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                              W Balboos GHB
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                              Oh my!   I hadn't thought of that possible interpretation. Fortunately for me, I'm from neither Alabama nor Europe - and don't wallow in thoughts that readily drift into such unsavory (certainly in my opinion) possibilities.

                              Ravings en masse^

                              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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