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There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.
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phil.o wrote:
exhaustively
Is this a hint? :~ X|
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Depending on the cat, the question may also be if it is allergic to you when it puts you in its mouth.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?
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Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?
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Fur - crying out loud.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.
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but is it still OK to put yourself in a cats mouth?
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Lopatir wrote:
put yourself in a cats mouth?
When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Lopatir wrote:
put yourself in a cats mouth?
When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
W∴ Balboos wrote:
doesn't have teeth
That sounds... illegal. Please don't.
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W∴ Balboos wrote:
doesn't have teeth
That sounds... illegal. Please don't.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
Oh my! I hadn't thought of that possible interpretation. Fortunately for me, I'm from neither Alabama nor Europe - and don't wallow in thoughts that readily drift into such unsavory (certainly in my opinion) possibilities.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
