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  • P phil o

    There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

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    W Balboos GHB
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    . . . hold that thought . . .

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    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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    • P phil o

      There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

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      phil.o wrote:

      exhaustively

      Is this a hint? :~ X|

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      • W W Balboos GHB

        **

        Quote:

        “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

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        Ravings en masse^

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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        CodeWraith
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        Depending on the cat, the question may also be if it is allergic to you when it puts you in its mouth.

        I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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          **

          Quote:

          “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

          **

          Ravings en masse^

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          Mike Hankey
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          Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?

          I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally! JaxCoder.com

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          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

            Must be where the expression "Cat Got Your Tongue" came from?

            I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally! JaxCoder.com

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            W Balboos GHB
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            Fur - crying out loud.

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            • W W Balboos GHB

              **

              Quote:

              “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” ― Lemony Snicket, The Wide Window

              **

              Ravings en masse^

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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              but is it still OK to put yourself in a cats mouth?

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              • P phil o

                There are so many places where a cat does not fit, regardless of whether you are allergic or not. :) This is the Lounge, so obviously they cannot be exhaustively enumerated.

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                dandy72
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                Is there something you're trying to tell us?

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                • D dandy72

                  Is there something you're trying to tell us?

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                  Is it a rethorical question?

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                    but is it still OK to put yourself in a cats mouth?

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                    Lopatir wrote:

                    put yourself in a cats mouth?

                    When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .

                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    • P phil o

                      Is it a rethorical question?

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                      dandy72
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                      I think so. Because I probably don't want to know.

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                      • W W Balboos GHB

                        Lopatir wrote:

                        put yourself in a cats mouth?

                        When I put myself in a pussy, you can be sure it doesn't have teeth . . .

                        Ravings en masse^

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                        W∴ Balboos wrote:

                        doesn't have teeth

                        That sounds... illegal. Please don't.

                        I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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                        • M Marco Bertschi

                          W∴ Balboos wrote:

                          doesn't have teeth

                          That sounds... illegal. Please don't.

                          I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.

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                          W Balboos GHB
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                          Oh my!   I hadn't thought of that possible interpretation. Fortunately for me, I'm from neither Alabama nor Europe - and don't wallow in thoughts that readily drift into such unsavory (certainly in my opinion) possibilities.

                          Ravings en masse^

                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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