Friday Funny

[Jacquers]

Do you know what the best thing about UDP jokes are? I don’t care if you get them.

[dan sh]

I am not going to acknowledge that.

"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

[Jacquers]

You just did ;)

[dan sh]

And you responded. Looks like we have a connection here. My Totally Caribbean Personna worked!

"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

[Jacquers]

Well played :thumbsup: :-D

[Fueled By Decaff]

Oh, pack it in with these technical jokes, you've lost me.

[Lost User]

for me that was out of order

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[Nicholas Marty]

Doesn't look like there was a SYNergy there

[honey the codewitch]

Multicast: IP in your general direction.

When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.

[Dan Neely]

As long as we're doing UDP humor "To get to the other side." "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

[Dan Neely]

And for the other flavor... 1: "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." 1: "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." 2: "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 1: "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 2: "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

[Forogar]

:laugh: :-D :-D :laugh: :-D :) :-D ;P ;P :-D :mad::mad:

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

[Chris C B]

Thanks for the Friday afternoon laugh!

[dandy72]

ACK! Get that thing away from me...

[honey the codewitch]

I want to make a joke about Mbone - Wikipedia[^] here but anything i do will surpass the standards of decency on the forum.

When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.

[Sander Rossel]

Jacquers wrote:

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You come across as a bit blurry :~

Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

[Gary Wheeler]

After spending a whole lot of time debugging an embedded TCP/IP stack a while ago, I can testify that this is the most succinct-yet-complete description of TCP I've ever read.

Software Zen: delete this;

[Gary Wheeler]

Looks like Norwegian (or maybe French), minus the accent marks.

Software Zen: delete this;