Friday Funny
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Multicast: IP in your general direction.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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As long as we're doing UDP humor "To get to the other side." "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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And for the other flavor... 1: "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." 1: "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." 2: "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 1: "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 2: "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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And for the other flavor... 1: "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." 1: "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." 2: "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 1: "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 2: "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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And for the other flavor... 1: "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." 1: "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." 2: "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 1: "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 2: "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Multicast: IP in your general direction.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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I want to make a joke about Mbone - Wikipedia[^] here but anything i do will surpass the standards of decency on the forum.
When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.
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Jacquers wrote:
D yokno wathe est hng bou UP jks ar
You come across as a bit blurry :~
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
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And for the other flavor... 1: "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." 1: "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." 2: "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 1: "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 2: "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
After spending a whole lot of time debugging an embedded TCP/IP stack a while ago, I can testify that this is the most succinct-yet-complete description of TCP I've ever read.
Software Zen:
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Jacquers wrote:
D yokno wathe est hng bou UP jks ar
You come across as a bit blurry :~
Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly
Looks like Norwegian (or maybe French), minus the accent marks.
Software Zen:
delete this;
