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  • J Jacquers

    Do you know what the best thing about UDP jokes are? I don’t care if you get them.

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    dan sh
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    I am not going to acknowledge that.

    "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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      I am not going to acknowledge that.

      "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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      Jacquers
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      You just did ;)

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      • J Jacquers

        You just did ;)

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        dan sh
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        And you responded. Looks like we have a connection here. My Totally Caribbean Personna worked!

        "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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        • D dan sh

          And you responded. Looks like we have a connection here. My Totally Caribbean Personna worked!

          "It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

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          Jacquers
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          Well played :thumbsup: :-D

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          • J Jacquers

            Do you know what the best thing about UDP jokes are? I don’t care if you get them.

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            Fueled By Decaff
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            Oh, pack it in with these technical jokes, you've lost me.

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            • J Jacquers

              Do you know what the best thing about UDP jokes are? I don’t care if you get them.

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              Lost User
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              for me that was out of order

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              • J Jacquers

                Do you know what the best thing about UDP jokes are? I don’t care if you get them.

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                Nicholas Marty
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                Doesn't look like there was a SYNergy there

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                • J Jacquers

                  Do you know what the best thing about UDP jokes are? I don’t care if you get them.

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                  honey the codewitch
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                  Multicast: IP in your general direction.

                  When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.

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                  • J Jacquers

                    Do you know what the best thing about UDP jokes are? I don’t care if you get them.

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                    Dan Neely
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                    As long as we're doing UDP humor "To get to the other side." "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

                    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                    • J Jacquers

                      Do you know what the best thing about UDP jokes are? I don’t care if you get them.

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                      Dan Neely
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                      And for the other flavor... 1: "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." 1: "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." 2: "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 1: "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 2: "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

                      Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                      • D Dan Neely

                        And for the other flavor... 1: "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." 1: "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." 2: "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 1: "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 2: "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

                        Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                        Forogar
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                        :laugh: :-D :-D :laugh: :-D :) :-D ;P ;P :-D :mad::mad:

                        - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                        • D Dan Neely

                          And for the other flavor... 1: "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." 1: "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." 2: "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 1: "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 2: "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

                          Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                          Chris C B
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                          Thanks for the Friday afternoon laugh!

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                          • H honey the codewitch

                            Multicast: IP in your general direction.

                            When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.

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                            dandy72
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                            ACK! Get that thing away from me...

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                              ACK! Get that thing away from me...

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                              honey the codewitch
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                              I want to make a joke about Mbone - Wikipedia[^] here but anything i do will surpass the standards of decency on the forum.

                              When I was growin' up, I was the smartest kid I knew. Maybe that was just because I didn't know that many kids. All I know is now I feel the opposite.

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                              • J Jacquers

                                Do you know what the best thing about UDP jokes are? I don’t care if you get them.

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                                Sander Rossel
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                                Jacquers wrote:

                                D yokno wathe est hng bou UP jks ar

                                You come across as a bit blurry :~

                                Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                                  And for the other flavor... 1: "Hi, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke." 2: "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke." 1: "Ok, I will hear a TCP joke." 2: "Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?" 1: "Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke." 2: "Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 1: "Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline." 2: "I'm sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?"

                                  Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                                  Gary Wheeler
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                                  After spending a whole lot of time debugging an embedded TCP/IP stack a while ago, I can testify that this is the most succinct-yet-complete description of TCP I've ever read.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                                    Jacquers wrote:

                                    D yokno wathe est hng bou UP jks ar

                                    You come across as a bit blurry :~

                                    Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Continuous Integration, Delivery, and Deployment arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    Looks like Norwegian (or maybe French), minus the accent marks.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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