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  • R Ravi Bhavnani

    Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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    Mike Hankey
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    Suravi, even comes with batteries included. :)

    I'm not sure how many cookies it makes to be happy, but so far it's not 27. JaxCoder.com

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    • R Ravi Bhavnani

      Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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      MehreenTahir
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      Do you think I stand a chance? Or should I consider taking being programmable as my PhD dissertation? :laugh:

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        Do you think I stand a chance? Or should I consider taking being programmable as my PhD dissertation? :laugh:

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        Daniel Pfeffer
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        MehreenTahir wrote:

        should I consider taking being programmable as my PhD dissertation?

        If I were you, I'd wait until I became a professor: 1. Invent a new language (or modify an existing one) 2. call it after yourself 3. Have your minions (aka the graduate students) write the VM for it 4. Profit! :D

        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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        • R Ravi Bhavnani

          Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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          Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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          I would say that the value of 'programming language' hit a really low point... :laugh:

          "The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012

          "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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          • R Ravi Bhavnani

            Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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            Sander Rossel
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            You should be added to the code block formatters :D

            Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

              You should be added to the code block formatters :D

              Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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              honey the codewitch
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              My language does not allow braces around single line if statements.

              Real programmers use butterflies

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                My language does not allow braces around single line if statements.

                Real programmers use butterflies

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                Sander Rossel
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                That's why the new language is named Ravi and not Honey :) Although I found two languages named Honey too... Honey: A dataflow programming language for the processing, featurization and analysis of multivariate, asynchronous and non-uniformly sampled scalar symbolic time sequences[^] (sounds like something you could've come up with :~) GitHub - Kamaropoulos/Honey: The Honey Programming Language[^] (be sure to check the examples :laugh:) Both languages seem evil enough to be created by/named after you :laugh:

                Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                • D Daniel Pfeffer

                  MehreenTahir wrote:

                  should I consider taking being programmable as my PhD dissertation?

                  If I were you, I'd wait until I became a professor: 1. Invent a new language (or modify an existing one) 2. call it after yourself 3. Have your minions (aka the graduate students) write the VM for it 4. Profit! :D

                  Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                  trønderen
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                  Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

                  call it after yourself

                  Or after your girlfriend. This "Mary" language developed around 1980 at my university was named after the chief designer's girlfriend. "Hello world" was not yet an established meme then, so the equivalent program wrote to the console, "Mary has been executed" :-)

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                  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                    That's why the new language is named Ravi and not Honey :) Although I found two languages named Honey too... Honey: A dataflow programming language for the processing, featurization and analysis of multivariate, asynchronous and non-uniformly sampled scalar symbolic time sequences[^] (sounds like something you could've come up with :~) GitHub - Kamaropoulos/Honey: The Honey Programming Language[^] (be sure to check the examples :laugh:) Both languages seem evil enough to be created by/named after you :laugh:

                    Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                    honey the codewitch
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                    hahaha guilty

                    Real programmers use butterflies

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                    • T trønderen

                      Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

                      call it after yourself

                      Or after your girlfriend. This "Mary" language developed around 1980 at my university was named after the chief designer's girlfriend. "Hello world" was not yet an established meme then, so the equivalent program wrote to the console, "Mary has been executed" :-)

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                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                      A [Bloody Mary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary\_I\_of\_England), indeed :)

                      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                      • D Daniel Pfeffer

                        MehreenTahir wrote:

                        should I consider taking being programmable as my PhD dissertation?

                        If I were you, I'd wait until I became a professor: 1. Invent a new language (or modify an existing one) 2. call it after yourself 3. Have your minions (aka the graduate students) write the VM for it 4. Profit! :D

                        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                        MehreenTahir
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                        Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

                        Have your minions (aka the graduate students)

                        you just reminded me of my professor who used to say he has lots of lab rats to do his work. ;P

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                        • L Lost User

                          Gz on getting a programming language named after you :D Ever used Lua?

                          Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                          Ravi Bhavnani
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                          Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                          Ever used Lua?

                          Sadly, no.  Nor have I attended a luau. :( /ravi

                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                          • R Ravi Bhavnani

                            Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

                            My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                            Amarnath S
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                            So, you've to pass through a compiler, and get converted to an executable. Or is it an interpreter you'll have to pass through?

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                            • R Ravi Bhavnani

                              Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

                              My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                              W Balboos GHB
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                              Better that then LISP.

                              Ravings en masse^

                              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                Better that then LISP.

                                Ravings en masse^

                                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                Ravi Bhavnani
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                                Thath's whath you thay. /ravi

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                                • A Amarnath S

                                  So, you've to pass through a compiler, and get converted to an executable. Or is it an interpreter you'll have to pass through?

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                                  Ravi Bhavnani
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                                  I dunno...  I barely pass as a software engineer. :) /ravi

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                                  • R Ravi Bhavnani

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                                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                    CPallini
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                                    Quote:

                                    Lua is perfect as a small embeddable dynamic language so why a derivative?

                                    That sums it all up. :-D

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                                    • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                      Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

                                      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                      Rage
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                                      Félicitations ! (Actually, I am too : RAGE!!! - Esolang[^] :~ )

                                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                      • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                        Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

                                        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                        Lucas Vogel
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                                        Sorry, looking for someone with 10 more years of experience.

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                                        • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                          Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

                                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                          JMaxwell88
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                                          and here's the increment: Oli

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