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  • M MehreenTahir

    Do you think I stand a chance? Or should I consider taking being programmable as my PhD dissertation? :laugh:

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    Daniel Pfeffer
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    MehreenTahir wrote:

    should I consider taking being programmable as my PhD dissertation?

    If I were you, I'd wait until I became a professor: 1. Invent a new language (or modify an existing one) 2. call it after yourself 3. Have your minions (aka the graduate students) write the VM for it 4. Profit! :D

    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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    • R Ravi Bhavnani

      Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

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      Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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      I would say that the value of 'programming language' hit a really low point... :laugh:

      "The only place where Success comes before Work is in the dictionary." Vidal Sassoon, 1928 - 2012

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      • R Ravi Bhavnani

        Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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        Sander Rossel
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        You should be added to the code block formatters :D

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        • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

          You should be added to the code block formatters :D

          Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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          honey the codewitch
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          My language does not allow braces around single line if statements.

          Real programmers use butterflies

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          • H honey the codewitch

            My language does not allow braces around single line if statements.

            Real programmers use butterflies

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            Sander Rossel
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            That's why the new language is named Ravi and not Honey :) Although I found two languages named Honey too... Honey: A dataflow programming language for the processing, featurization and analysis of multivariate, asynchronous and non-uniformly sampled scalar symbolic time sequences[^] (sounds like something you could've come up with :~) GitHub - Kamaropoulos/Honey: The Honey Programming Language[^] (be sure to check the examples :laugh:) Both languages seem evil enough to be created by/named after you :laugh:

            Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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            • D Daniel Pfeffer

              MehreenTahir wrote:

              should I consider taking being programmable as my PhD dissertation?

              If I were you, I'd wait until I became a professor: 1. Invent a new language (or modify an existing one) 2. call it after yourself 3. Have your minions (aka the graduate students) write the VM for it 4. Profit! :D

              Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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              trønderen
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              Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

              call it after yourself

              Or after your girlfriend. This "Mary" language developed around 1980 at my university was named after the chief designer's girlfriend. "Hello world" was not yet an established meme then, so the equivalent program wrote to the console, "Mary has been executed" :-)

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              • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                That's why the new language is named Ravi and not Honey :) Although I found two languages named Honey too... Honey: A dataflow programming language for the processing, featurization and analysis of multivariate, asynchronous and non-uniformly sampled scalar symbolic time sequences[^] (sounds like something you could've come up with :~) GitHub - Kamaropoulos/Honey: The Honey Programming Language[^] (be sure to check the examples :laugh:) Both languages seem evil enough to be created by/named after you :laugh:

                Best, Sander sanderrossel.com Migrating Applications to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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                honey the codewitch
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                hahaha guilty

                Real programmers use butterflies

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                • T trønderen

                  Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

                  call it after yourself

                  Or after your girlfriend. This "Mary" language developed around 1980 at my university was named after the chief designer's girlfriend. "Hello world" was not yet an established meme then, so the equivalent program wrote to the console, "Mary has been executed" :-)

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                  Daniel Pfeffer
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                  A [Bloody Mary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary\_I\_of\_England), indeed :)

                  Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                  • D Daniel Pfeffer

                    MehreenTahir wrote:

                    should I consider taking being programmable as my PhD dissertation?

                    If I were you, I'd wait until I became a professor: 1. Invent a new language (or modify an existing one) 2. call it after yourself 3. Have your minions (aka the graduate students) write the VM for it 4. Profit! :D

                    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                    MehreenTahir
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                    Daniel Pfeffer wrote:

                    Have your minions (aka the graduate students)

                    you just reminded me of my professor who used to say he has lots of lab rats to do his work. ;P

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                    • L Lost User

                      Gz on getting a programming language named after you :D Ever used Lua?

                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                      Ravi Bhavnani
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                      Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                      Ever used Lua?

                      Sadly, no.  Nor have I attended a luau. :( /ravi

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                      • R Ravi Bhavnani

                        Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

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                        Amarnath S
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                        So, you've to pass through a compiler, and get converted to an executable. Or is it an interpreter you'll have to pass through?

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                          W Balboos GHB
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                          Better that then LISP.

                          Ravings en masse^

                          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                          • W W Balboos GHB

                            Better that then LISP.

                            Ravings en masse^

                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                            Ravi Bhavnani
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                            Thath's whath you thay. /ravi

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                            • A Amarnath S

                              So, you've to pass through a compiler, and get converted to an executable. Or is it an interpreter you'll have to pass through?

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                              Ravi Bhavnani
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                              I dunno...  I barely pass as a software engineer. :) /ravi

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                              • R Ravi Bhavnani

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                                CPallini
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                                Quote:

                                Lua is perfect as a small embeddable dynamic language so why a derivative?

                                That sums it all up. :-D

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                                • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                  Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

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                                  Rage
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                                  Félicitations ! (Actually, I am too : RAGE!!! - Esolang[^] :~ )

                                  Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                  • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                    Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

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                                    Lucas Vogel
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                                    Sorry, looking for someone with 10 more years of experience.

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                                      Ravi Programming Language[^] /ravi

                                      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                                      JMaxwell88
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                                      and here's the increment: Oli

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                                        Sorry, looking for someone with 10 more years of experience.

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                                        Ravi Bhavnani
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                                        Lucas Vogel wrote:

                                        Sorry, looking for someone with 10 more years of experience.

                                        Will 0x24 do? :) /ravi

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