Where do dads store all their dad jokes?

[Sander Rossel]

In a dad-a-base, of course. I'd tell you where my bad jokes are stored, but I'd have to get your coat too.

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[OriginalGriff]

Dada-boom!

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[Lost User]

Hehe, thank you for that one :D

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[snorkie]

I was so inspired by my fellow dad, that I named it after him. I use "Jason Format" in my database.

Hogan

[Johnny J]

snorkie wrote:

I use "Jason Format" in my database.

Formatting done with a machete? :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain

[dandy72]

Sounds like a hack.

[Rage]

This is so straight forward that I wondered how come I have never heard it before. Nice !

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[jeron1]

Voorhees a jolly good fellow!

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[Gary R Wheeler]

Beat me to it. :-D

Software Zen: delete this;

[Herman T Instance]

Not a dad-a-lake? And beyond 50 years it's dad-a-leak?

In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.