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    Chris Maunder
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    ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

    cheers Chris Maunder

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      ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

      cheers Chris Maunder

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      OriginalGriff
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      If you get it working, can I have a copy?

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

        cheers Chris Maunder

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        Mike Hankey
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        CatScript?

        The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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          If you get it working, can I have a copy?

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          What did you try? Where you stuck? This is not a code delivery service ;P

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            CatScript?

            The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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            CodeWraith
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            LOLCODE - Wikipedia[^]

            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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              What did you try? Where you stuck? This is not a code delivery service ;P

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              OriginalGriff
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              Dij won't even let me near a copy of his API, much less the documentation ... :sigh:

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                cheers Chris Maunder

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                dandy72
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                With the cat resting on your lap, I have to assume it was a REST API...

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                  ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                  cheers Chris Maunder

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  I'm really hoping your cat is WiFi ... I can't find any USB connectors on mine, and I don't think he'd appreciate me trying to plug him in.

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                    cheers Chris Maunder

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                    Johnny J
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                    Now why would anybody want a script like that??? :confused: You should learn to prioritize. A cat on your lap automatically superseeds any other priorities... :rolleyes:

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I'm really hoping your cat is WiFi ... I can't find any USB connectors on mine, and I don't think he'd appreciate me trying to plug him in.

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                      I'm really hoping your cat is WiFi

                      Shouldn't that be Wi-Fe (Wireless Feline)?

                      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                        ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                        cheers Chris Maunder

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                        Daniel Pfeffer
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                        If they did have an API, don't you think that the mice would have hacked them by now?

                        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                          If they did have an API, don't you think that the mice would have hacked them by now?

                          Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Dij is far too busy hacking (and slashing) the mice ...

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                            cheers Chris Maunder

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                            Slow Eddie
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                            I gave up on trying to get our cat to do anything, when I was 12 yrs. old. Of course, I did not have a computer, nor did I know how to write programs at the time. :^)

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                              ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                              cheers Chris Maunder

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                              I dreamed my cat left me a present ... but it was only a dream. Whew.

                              "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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                                ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                                cheers Chris Maunder

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                                obermd
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                                You need a mouse to do this.

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                                  ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                                  cheers Chris Maunder

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                                  Maximilien
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                                  You only have 9 chances to call the API.

                                  CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair

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                                    ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                                    cheers Chris Maunder

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                                    oofalladeez343
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                                    I guess your cat became a laptop... Like someone said, CatScript.

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                                      ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                                      cheers Chris Maunder

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                                      LeahAtWork
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                                      My kids have been sql procs that I needed to call in the right order. I totally get that.

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        If you get it working, can I have a copy?

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                        oofalladeez343
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                                        Me too.

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                                          ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                                          cheers Chris Maunder

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                                          Kris Lantz
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                                          Isn't this exactly what Scratch was built for? Or maybe I'm thinking of Claw. Either way, will probably end horribly. ;)

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