I dreamed my cat had an API

OriginalGriff

If you get it working, can I have a copy?

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Mike Hankey

CatScript?

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0x01AA

What did you try? Where you stuck? This is not a code delivery service ;P

CodeWraith

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OriginalGriff

Dij won't even let me near a copy of his API, much less the documentation ... :sigh:

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dandy72

With the cat resting on your lap, I have to assume it was a REST API...

OriginalGriff

I'm really hoping your cat is WiFi ... I can't find any USB connectors on mine, and I don't think he'd appreciate me trying to plug him in.

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Johnny J

Now why would anybody want a script like that??? :confused: You should learn to prioritize. A cat on your lap automatically superseeds any other priorities... :rolleyes:

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Daniel Pfeffer

OriginalGriff wrote:

I'm really hoping your cat is WiFi

Shouldn't that be Wi-Fe (Wireless Feline)?

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Daniel Pfeffer

If they did have an API, don't you think that the mice would have hacked them by now?

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OriginalGriff

Dij is far too busy hacking (and slashing) the mice ...

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Slow Eddie

I gave up on trying to get our cat to do anything, when I was 12 yrs. old. Of course, I did not have a computer, nor did I know how to write programs at the time. :^)

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Lost User

I dreamed my cat left me a present ... but it was only a dream. Whew.

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obermd

You need a mouse to do this.

Maximilien

You only have 9 chances to call the API.

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oofalladeez343

I guess your cat became a laptop... Like someone said, CatScript.

LeahAtWork

My kids have been sql procs that I needed to call in the right order. I totally get that.

oofalladeez343

Me too.

Kris Lantz

Isn't this exactly what Scratch was built for? Or maybe I'm thinking of Claw. Either way, will probably end horribly. ;)

Gary R Wheeler

Most apropos reply so far :laugh: !

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