I dreamed my cat had an API

[OriginalGriff]

Dij is far too busy hacking (and slashing) the mice ...

"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

[Slow Eddie]

I gave up on trying to get our cat to do anything, when I was 12 yrs. old. Of course, I did not have a computer, nor did I know how to write programs at the time. :^)

ED

[Lost User]

I dreamed my cat left me a present ... but it was only a dream. Whew.

"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

[obermd]

You need a mouse to do this.

[Maximilien]

You only have 9 chances to call the API.

CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair

[oofalladeez343]

I guess your cat became a laptop... Like someone said, CatScript.

[LeahAtWork]

My kids have been sql procs that I needed to call in the right order. I totally get that.

[oofalladeez343]

Me too.

[Kris Lantz]

Isn't this exactly what Scratch was built for? Or maybe I'm thinking of Claw. Either way, will probably end horribly. ;)

[Gary R Wheeler]

Most apropos reply so far :laugh: !

Software Zen: delete this;

[Gary R Wheeler]

You are aware that the algorithm for getting a cat to move of its own volition is classified as NP-hard[^]?

Software Zen: delete this;

[Nick Polyak]

I even have a partial implementation:

string PullTail()
{
return "Meeeewwwwww".
}

Nick Polyak

[willichan]

Let me know when you can disable the mouse cord attack mode and enable keyboard avoidance. ---------- Money makes the world go round ... but documentation moves the money.

[Roger Wright]

Maybe a short one, Chris. Then back on your head! :-D :vegemite:

Will Rogers never met me.