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I dreamed my cat had an API

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  • C Chris Maunder

    ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

    cheers Chris Maunder

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    Lost User
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    I dreamed my cat left me a present ... but it was only a dream. Whew.

    "Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I

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    • C Chris Maunder

      ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

      cheers Chris Maunder

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      obermd
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      You need a mouse to do this.

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      • C Chris Maunder

        ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

        cheers Chris Maunder

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        Maximilien
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        You only have 9 chances to call the API.

        CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair

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        • C Chris Maunder

          ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

          cheers Chris Maunder

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          oofalladeez343
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          I guess your cat became a laptop... Like someone said, CatScript.

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          • C Chris Maunder

            ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

            cheers Chris Maunder

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            LeahAtWork
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            My kids have been sql procs that I needed to call in the right order. I totally get that.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              If you get it working, can I have a copy?

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              oofalladeez343
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              Me too.

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              • C Chris Maunder

                ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                cheers Chris Maunder

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                Kris Lantz
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                Isn't this exactly what Scratch was built for? Or maybe I'm thinking of Claw. Either way, will probably end horribly. ;)

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                • O obermd

                  You need a mouse to do this.

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                  Gary R Wheeler
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                  Most apropos reply so far :laugh: !

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  • C Chris Maunder

                    ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                    cheers Chris Maunder

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                    Gary R Wheeler
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                    You are aware that the algorithm for getting a cat to move of its own volition is classified as NP-hard[^]?

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    • C Chris Maunder

                      ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                      cheers Chris Maunder

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                      Nick Polyak
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                      I even have a partial implementation:

                      string PullTail()
                      {
                      return "Meeeewwwwww".
                      }

                      Nick Polyak

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                      • C Chris Maunder

                        ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                        cheers Chris Maunder

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                        willichan
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                        Let me know when you can disable the mouse cord attack mode and enable keyboard avoidance. ---------- Money makes the world go round ... but documentation moves the money.

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                        • C Chris Maunder

                          ...against which I was trying to write a script to get it to move off me. Time to take a break from coding? Maybe?

                          cheers Chris Maunder

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                          Roger Wright
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                          Maybe a short one, Chris. Then back on your head! :-D :vegemite:

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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