I dreamed my cat had an API

[OriginalGriff]

I'm really hoping your cat is WiFi ... I can't find any USB connectors on mine, and I don't think he'd appreciate me trying to plug him in.

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[Johnny J]

Now why would anybody want a script like that??? :confused: You should learn to prioritize. A cat on your lap automatically superseeds any other priorities... :rolleyes:

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[Daniel Pfeffer]

OriginalGriff wrote:

I'm really hoping your cat is WiFi

Shouldn't that be Wi-Fe (Wireless Feline)?

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[Daniel Pfeffer]

If they did have an API, don't you think that the mice would have hacked them by now?

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[OriginalGriff]

Dij is far too busy hacking (and slashing) the mice ...

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[Slow Eddie]

I gave up on trying to get our cat to do anything, when I was 12 yrs. old. Of course, I did not have a computer, nor did I know how to write programs at the time. :^)

ED

[Lost User]

I dreamed my cat left me a present ... but it was only a dream. Whew.

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[obermd]

You need a mouse to do this.

[Maximilien]

You only have 9 chances to call the API.

CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair

[oofalladeez343]

I guess your cat became a laptop... Like someone said, CatScript.

[LeahAtWork]

My kids have been sql procs that I needed to call in the right order. I totally get that.

[oofalladeez343]

Me too.

[Kris Lantz]

Isn't this exactly what Scratch was built for? Or maybe I'm thinking of Claw. Either way, will probably end horribly. ;)

[Gary R Wheeler]

Most apropos reply so far :laugh: !

Software Zen: delete this;

[Gary R Wheeler]

You are aware that the algorithm for getting a cat to move of its own volition is classified as NP-hard[^]?

Software Zen: delete this;

[Nick Polyak]

I even have a partial implementation:

string PullTail()
{
return "Meeeewwwwww".
}

Nick Polyak

[willichan]

Let me know when you can disable the mouse cord attack mode and enable keyboard avoidance. ---------- Money makes the world go round ... but documentation moves the money.

[Roger Wright]

Maybe a short one, Chris. Then back on your head! :-D :vegemite:

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