Duck theory

[Mike Hankey]

Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

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[Super Lloyd]

You've been... abducted!

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[CodeWraith]

Ducks don't need to be replaced that often. Only a real conduck will sell you a new one when a piece ducttape will be sufficient.

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[RickZeeland]

Apply the Duck-tape please! :-\

[den2k88]

Correction: I didn't type duck.

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[Duncan Edwards Jones]

Reproduction: giving a duck

[Mike Hankey]

It's OK I belong to Ducks Unlimited.

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[Luc Pattyn]

That is confusing: are you productive? or rather contraductive? :confused:

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[oofalladeez343]

Well, my coach's dad was a conductor... Seriously, this duck theory is quacking me up :-\ :-\ :-\

[oofalladeez343]

Wait, does that mean that the Romans worshipped underwater ducks? They had many tributes to them with their *aqueducts*... Also, why aren't we learning more about ducks in our *education*? And introduction: when a duck meets another duck. Inducted: When a duck enter's a hall of fame for ducks.

[Mike Hankey]

Aquaduck seems redundant?

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[oofalladeez343]

Well, I don't give TWO ducks. Seriously no ducks given :-\

[oofalladeez343]

Product: A professional duck

[Gary R Wheeler]

What the duck are you going on about now, Mike?

Software Zen: delete this;

[Mike Hankey]

Just the usual fowl stuff.

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[Gary R Wheeler]

Just send me the bill, you old quack :-D .

Software Zen: delete this;

[Mike Hankey]

Checz's in the mail right? :)

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