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  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

    Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

    The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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    RickZeeland
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    Apply the Duck-tape please! :-\

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

      The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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      den2k88
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      Correction: I didn't type duck.

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

        The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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        Duncan Edwards Jones
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        Reproduction: giving a duck

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          Mike Hankey
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          It's OK I belong to Ducks Unlimited.

          The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

            Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

            The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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            Luc Pattyn
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            That is confusing: are you productive? or rather contraductive? :confused:

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              oofalladeez343
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              Well, my coach's dad was a conductor... Seriously, this duck theory is quacking me up :-\ :-\ :-\

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

                The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                oofalladeez343
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                Wait, does that mean that the Romans worshipped underwater ducks? They had many tributes to them with their *aqueducts*... Also, why aren't we learning more about ducks in our *education*? And introduction: when a duck meets another duck. Inducted: When a duck enter's a hall of fame for ducks.

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                  Wait, does that mean that the Romans worshipped underwater ducks? They had many tributes to them with their *aqueducts*... Also, why aren't we learning more about ducks in our *education*? And introduction: when a duck meets another duck. Inducted: When a duck enter's a hall of fame for ducks.

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  Aquaduck seems redundant?

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                  • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                    Reproduction: giving a duck

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                    oofalladeez343
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                    Well, I don't give TWO ducks. Seriously no ducks given :-\

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                    • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                      Reproduction: giving a duck

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                      oofalladeez343
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                      Product: A professional duck

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                      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                        Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

                        The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                        Gary R Wheeler
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                        What the duck are you going on about now, Mike?

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                          What the duck are you going on about now, Mike?

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          Just the usual fowl stuff.

                          The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                            Just the usual fowl stuff.

                            The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                            Gary R Wheeler
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                            Just send me the bill, you old quack :-D .

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                            • G Gary R Wheeler

                              Just send me the bill, you old quack :-D .

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              Checz's in the mail right? :)

                              The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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