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  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

    Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

    The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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    Super Lloyd
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    You've been... abducted!

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

      The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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      CodeWraith
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      Ducks don't need to be replaced that often. Only a real conduck will sell you a new one when a piece ducttape will be sufficient.

      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

        The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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        RickZeeland
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        Apply the Duck-tape please! :-\

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

          The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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          den2k88
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          Correction: I didn't type duck.

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          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

            Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

            The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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            Duncan Edwards Jones
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            Reproduction: giving a duck

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            • S Super Lloyd

              You've been... abducted!

              A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!

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              Mike Hankey
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              It's OK I belong to Ducks Unlimited.

              The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

                The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                Luc Pattyn
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                That is confusing: are you productive? or rather contraductive? :confused:

                Luc Pattyn [My Articles] The Windows 11 "taskbar" is disgusting. It should be at the left of the screen, with real icons, with text, progress, etc. They downgraded my developer PC to a bloody iPhone.

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                • S Super Lloyd

                  You've been... abducted!

                  A new .NET Serializer All in one Menu-Ribbon Bar Taking over the world since 1371!

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                  oofalladeez343
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                  Well, my coach's dad was a conductor... Seriously, this duck theory is quacking me up :-\ :-\ :-\

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                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                    Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

                    The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                    oofalladeez343
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                    Wait, does that mean that the Romans worshipped underwater ducks? They had many tributes to them with their *aqueducts*... Also, why aren't we learning more about ducks in our *education*? And introduction: when a duck meets another duck. Inducted: When a duck enter's a hall of fame for ducks.

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                      Wait, does that mean that the Romans worshipped underwater ducks? They had many tributes to them with their *aqueducts*... Also, why aren't we learning more about ducks in our *education*? And introduction: when a duck meets another duck. Inducted: When a duck enter's a hall of fame for ducks.

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      Aquaduck seems redundant?

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                      • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                        Reproduction: giving a duck

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                        oofalladeez343
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                        Well, I don't give TWO ducks. Seriously no ducks given :-\

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                        • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                          Reproduction: giving a duck

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                          oofalladeez343
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                          Product: A professional duck

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                          • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                            Induction: The act of inserting ducks. Deduction: The act of removing ducks. Reduction: The act of replacing a worn out duck with a replacement duck. I'll get my coat, I know where the door is./

                            The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                            Gary R Wheeler
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                            What the duck are you going on about now, Mike?

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                              What the duck are you going on about now, Mike?

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              Just the usual fowl stuff.

                              The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                Just the usual fowl stuff.

                                The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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                                Gary R Wheeler
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                                Just send me the bill, you old quack :-D .

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  Just send me the bill, you old quack :-D .

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  Mike Hankey
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                                  Checz's in the mail right? :)

                                  The less you need, the more you have. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut...occasionally. JaxCoder.com

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