The hospital just asked me to write a report...
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They want a list of all donor hearts, livers and kidneys in alphabetical order. It's a very organ-ized list. Please donate some humor for those of us who were born without.
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Wife to husband: I have blisters on my hand from the broom. Husband to wife: Next time take the car.
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They want a list of all donor hearts, livers and kidneys in alphabetical order. It's a very organ-ized list. Please donate some humor for those of us who were born without.
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Honest Politician A businessman went to see a politician to get his work done. Businessman: I want to present you a brand new car in lieu of the approval for my work. Politician: No no, I don't want to get it for free. I want to give some money for this car. Businessman (after some persuasion) : Please give me one dollar for the car. The politician did not have change, and gave the businessman a 2-dollar currency note. Businessman (apologizing): Sorry sir, I do not have change of one dollar to return. Politician: No problem. Just give me another car for my wife.
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They want a list of all donor hearts, livers and kidneys in alphabetical order. It's a very organ-ized list. Please donate some humor for those of us who were born without.
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Sander Rossel wrote:
donor hearts, livers and kidneys in alphabetical order.
Shouldn't the list be: donor hearts, kidneys, and livers?
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Yes , it should. Which is why they asked me to write the report :~
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Wife to husband: I have blisters on my hand from the broom. Husband to wife: Next time take the car.
The most expensive tool is a cheap tool. Gareth Branwyn JaxCoder.com
The wife, who went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: That's such a great idea, hun. I love you so much 😘
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Honest Politician A businessman went to see a politician to get his work done. Businessman: I want to present you a brand new car in lieu of the approval for my work. Politician: No no, I don't want to get it for free. I want to give some money for this car. Businessman (after some persuasion) : Please give me one dollar for the car. The politician did not have change, and gave the businessman a 2-dollar currency note. Businessman (apologizing): Sorry sir, I do not have change of one dollar to return. Politician: No problem. Just give me another car for my wife.
Amarnath S wrote:
Honest Politician
I honestly thought this was the joke and the rest were going to be other one-liners :laugh:
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They want a list of all donor hearts, livers and kidneys in alphabetical order. It's a very organ-ized list. Please donate some humor for those of us who were born without.
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: Bob: "Marion... Marion" Marion: "Is that you, Bob?" Bob: "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." Marion: "That's wonderful! What's it like?" Bob: "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" Marion: "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" Bob: "No...........I'm a rabbit in Arizona...."
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CPallini wrote:
Hearts, diamonds, spades, clubs.
Except it's clubs, diamonds, hearts, spades :laugh:
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and notrump :)
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Please donate some humor for those of us who were born without
A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must be an software engineer," says the balloonist. "I am," replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone." The man below says, "You must be in management." "I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
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OriginalGriff wrote:
"Well," says the man, "you got to where you are now by producing lots of hot air, you don't know where you are or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."
FTFY :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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They want a list of all donor hearts, livers and kidneys in alphabetical order. It's a very organ-ized list. Please donate some humor for those of us who were born without.
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Grin.....
__________________ Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now. © 2009, Rex Hammock
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Amarnath S wrote:
Honest Politician
I honestly thought this was the joke and the rest were going to be other one-liners :laugh:
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Here lies the body of our MP Who promised lots for you and me. His promises did not fulfil, And though he's dead, he's lying still.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
