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I have my Mother's Legs

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  • E Edward Aymami

    I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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    • E Edward Aymami

      I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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      Not even Tom Lehrer would do that.

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      • E Edward Aymami

        I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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        I'm sure there's some sort of joke in there, but it came out all so, so wrong...

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        • E Edward Aymami

          I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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          • P PIEBALDconsult

            Not even Tom Lehrer would do that.

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            trønderen
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            Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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              Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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              PIEBALDconsult
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              Exactly. A hand is reasonable, a leg is too much.

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              • E Edward Aymami

                I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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                Happy Halloween Y'all! ;P :cool:

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                • E Edward Aymami

                  Happy Halloween Y'all! ;P :cool:

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                  Daniel Pfeffer
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                  Isn't that three weeks away? :confused:

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                  • E Edward Aymami

                    I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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                    Give them back!

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                    • E Edward Aymami

                      I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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                      I'm going to go out on a limb here, but that joke is pretty lame! :laugh:

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                        Isn't that three weeks away? :confused:

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                        Edward Aymami
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                        Yeah. But they take some time to defrost.

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                          Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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