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I have my Mother's Legs

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  • E Edward Aymami

    I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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    dandy72
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    I'm sure there's some sort of joke in there, but it came out all so, so wrong...

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    • E Edward Aymami

      I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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      My Backyard's Filled With Bodies My Basement's Got Them Too My Closets Aint Got No More Space I Don't Know What To Do I've Got The Mass Murderer Blues

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      • P PIEBALDconsult

        Not even Tom Lehrer would do that.

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        trønderen
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        Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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          Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          Exactly. A hand is reasonable, a leg is too much.

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          • E Edward Aymami

            I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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            Edward Aymami
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            Happy Halloween Y'all! ;P :cool:

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            • E Edward Aymami

              Happy Halloween Y'all! ;P :cool:

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              Daniel Pfeffer
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              Isn't that three weeks away? :confused:

              Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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              • E Edward Aymami

                I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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                Mike Hankey
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                Give them back!

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                • E Edward Aymami

                  I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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                  kmoorevs
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                  I'm going to go out on a limb here, but that joke is pretty lame! :laugh:

                  "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

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                  • D Daniel Pfeffer

                    Isn't that three weeks away? :confused:

                    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                    Edward Aymami
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                    Yeah. But they take some time to defrost.

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                    • T trønderen

                      Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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                      One of my favorites!

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