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I have my Mother's Legs

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  • E Edward Aymami

    I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    Not even Tom Lehrer would do that.

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    • E Edward Aymami

      I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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      dandy72
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      I'm sure there's some sort of joke in there, but it came out all so, so wrong...

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      • E Edward Aymami

        I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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        • P PIEBALDconsult

          Not even Tom Lehrer would do that.

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          trønderen
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          Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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            Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            Exactly. A hand is reasonable, a leg is too much.

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            • E Edward Aymami

              I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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              Edward Aymami
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              Happy Halloween Y'all! ;P :cool:

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              • E Edward Aymami

                Happy Halloween Y'all! ;P :cool:

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                Daniel Pfeffer
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                Isn't that three weeks away? :confused:

                Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                • E Edward Aymami

                  I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  Give them back!

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                  • E Edward Aymami

                    I keep them wrapped up in the freezer. I take them out on her birthday, a give them a Kiss. ;P

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                    kmoorevs
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                    I'm going to go out on a limb here, but that joke is pretty lame! :laugh:

                    "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

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                      Isn't that three weeks away? :confused:

                      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                      Edward Aymami
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                      Yeah. But they take some time to defrost.

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                        Not? [YouTube: Tom Leherer - I hold your hand in mine^]: The night you died, I cut it off I really don't know why For now each time I kiss it I get bloodstains on my tie ..

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                        One of my favorites!

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