And that's how the fight started

[Daniel Pfeffer]

I assume that you're sleeping with a helmet and flak jacket tonight... :)

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

[TNCaver]

...and on the couch.

There are no solutions, only trade-offs.
   - Thomas Sowell

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
   - Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)

[jeron1]

...that's been put in the backyard.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

[Gary Wheeler]

... and has been set on fire.

Software Zen: delete this;

[Mike Hankey]

She has Alzheimer's so I only have to disappear for a short time. Good thing though because she is also OCD, so she cleans like crazy but forgets why. :) Just kidding about the about the Alzheimer's, Don't need a coat because it's hotter than hell but I do know the way out.

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[charlieg]

Mike is too old to be that stupid ;). Old guys know where all the land mines are buried. The kids accidentally walked into a minefield...😯🤯#movie #series - YouTube[^]

Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

[Mike Hankey]

Long ago I asked a friend of mine, who had been married for many years what his secret was. "Choose your fights" Works for me, at least with the lady I have now. She's a gem!

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[charlieg]

:) messing with you. Yep, coming up on - hold on, need to pull up the calculator - 46 yeah, that's right. Not sure how she's put up with me. That said, about 20 years ago I learned, "shut up moron... :) love her to death

Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

[Mike Hankey]

I found there's only 2 words in the Women's manual: Yes Dear

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[JudyL_MD]

As one of the very few old women on CP, married 38 years ... I'm staying away from the posts from all the old farts ;P We don't require that much subservience

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss. Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love" by Robert A. Heinlein

[Mike Hankey]

Smart Lady, I'm definitely one of them old farts. :)

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[charlieg]

but you have to be very, very careful how you say it.

Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

[Mike Hankey]

A new guy in prison gets a list of jokes by number, listens at night to the other prisoners. Charlie: 37 Everyone roars with laughter Jim: 22 Again everyone roars with laughter This goes for many nights and one night the new guys decides to give it a try. New guy: 16 Not as peep. Next day he asks his buddy: "What did I do wrong" Answer: Timing

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[Roger Wright]

Probably the oldest, in fact. ;)

Will Rogers never met me.

[Mike Hankey]

I resemble that. :)

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[jmaida]

I haven't spoken to my wife this month. I don't want to interrupt her.

"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

[Marc Clifton]

And was that "the first nail in your coffin?" (groan) :laugh:

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[DerekT P]

I read about the difference in meaning between "completed" and "finished" yesterday. Marry the right woman, you're completed. Marry the wrong one... You're finished!

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[enhzflep]

One of my favourites, that one. Haven't heard this punchline before and I like it. :thumbsup: I'm familiar with "It's not the joke buddy, it's how ya tell it"

[theoldfool]

Not likely. Married 63 years here. First 60 were the hardest!

>64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.