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  • C charlieg

    :) messing with you. Yep, coming up on - hold on, need to pull up the calculator - 46 yeah, that's right. Not sure how she's put up with me. That said, about 20 years ago I learned, "shut up moron... :) love her to death

    Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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    Mike Hankey
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    I found there's only 2 words in the Women's manual: Yes Dear

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      My SO and I have been together for some time and she's been giving subtle hints lately about tying the knot. So I'm pretty dumb you gotta hit me over the head and straight out tell me what you want, and she hasn't. So the other day I said to her: "You remember that jewelry store where you had your earrings reset?" She got all excited and responded: "Yes" I said: "There's a hardware store next door would you pick up a box of nails on your way home?" Now she's madder than hell and that's how the the started.

      A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.4.0 (Many new features) JaxCoder.com Latest Article: EventAggregator

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      JudyL_MD
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      As one of the very few old women on CP, married 38 years ... I'm staying away from the posts from all the old farts ;P We don't require that much subservience

      Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss. Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love" by Robert A. Heinlein

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        As one of the very few old women on CP, married 38 years ... I'm staying away from the posts from all the old farts ;P We don't require that much subservience

        Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss. Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love" by Robert A. Heinlein

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        Mike Hankey
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        Smart Lady, I'm definitely one of them old farts. :)

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          I found there's only 2 words in the Women's manual: Yes Dear

          A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.4.0 (Many new features) JaxCoder.com Latest Article: EventAggregator

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          charlieg
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          but you have to be very, very careful how you say it.

          Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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          • C charlieg

            but you have to be very, very careful how you say it.

            Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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            Mike Hankey
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            A new guy in prison gets a list of jokes by number, listens at night to the other prisoners. Charlie: 37 Everyone roars with laughter Jim: 22 Again everyone roars with laughter This goes for many nights and one night the new guys decides to give it a try. New guy: 16 Not as peep. Next day he asks his buddy: "What did I do wrong" Answer: Timing

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            • M Mike Hankey

              Smart Lady, I'm definitely one of them old farts. :)

              A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.4.0 (Many new features) JaxCoder.com Latest Article: EventAggregator

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              Roger Wright
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              Probably the oldest, in fact. ;)

              Will Rogers never met me.

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              • R Roger Wright

                Probably the oldest, in fact. ;)

                Will Rogers never met me.

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                Mike Hankey
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                I resemble that. :)

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                • M Mike Hankey

                  My SO and I have been together for some time and she's been giving subtle hints lately about tying the knot. So I'm pretty dumb you gotta hit me over the head and straight out tell me what you want, and she hasn't. So the other day I said to her: "You remember that jewelry store where you had your earrings reset?" She got all excited and responded: "Yes" I said: "There's a hardware store next door would you pick up a box of nails on your way home?" Now she's madder than hell and that's how the the started.

                  A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.4.0 (Many new features) JaxCoder.com Latest Article: EventAggregator

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                  jmaida
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                  I haven't spoken to my wife this month. I don't want to interrupt her.

                  "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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                  • M Mike Hankey

                    My SO and I have been together for some time and she's been giving subtle hints lately about tying the knot. So I'm pretty dumb you gotta hit me over the head and straight out tell me what you want, and she hasn't. So the other day I said to her: "You remember that jewelry store where you had your earrings reset?" She got all excited and responded: "Yes" I said: "There's a hardware store next door would you pick up a box of nails on your way home?" Now she's madder than hell and that's how the the started.

                    A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.4.0 (Many new features) JaxCoder.com Latest Article: EventAggregator

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                    Marc Clifton
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                    And was that "the first nail in your coffin?" (groan) :laugh:

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                    • M Mike Hankey

                      My SO and I have been together for some time and she's been giving subtle hints lately about tying the knot. So I'm pretty dumb you gotta hit me over the head and straight out tell me what you want, and she hasn't. So the other day I said to her: "You remember that jewelry store where you had your earrings reset?" She got all excited and responded: "Yes" I said: "There's a hardware store next door would you pick up a box of nails on your way home?" Now she's madder than hell and that's how the the started.

                      A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.4.0 (Many new features) JaxCoder.com Latest Article: EventAggregator

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                      DerekT P
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                      I read about the difference in meaning between "completed" and "finished" yesterday. Marry the right woman, you're completed. Marry the wrong one... You're finished!

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                      • M Mike Hankey

                        A new guy in prison gets a list of jokes by number, listens at night to the other prisoners. Charlie: 37 Everyone roars with laughter Jim: 22 Again everyone roars with laughter This goes for many nights and one night the new guys decides to give it a try. New guy: 16 Not as peep. Next day he asks his buddy: "What did I do wrong" Answer: Timing

                        A home without books is a body without soul. Marcus Tullius Cicero PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.4.0 (Many new features) JaxCoder.com Latest Article: EventAggregator

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                        enhzflep
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                        One of my favourites, that one. Haven't heard this punchline before and I like it. :thumbsup: I'm familiar with "It's not the joke buddy, it's how ya tell it"

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                        • R Roger Wright

                          Probably the oldest, in fact. ;)

                          Will Rogers never met me.

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                          theoldfool
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                          Not likely. Married 63 years here. First 60 were the hardest!

                          >64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.

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                            Not likely. Married 63 years here. First 60 were the hardest!

                            >64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.

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                            Roger Wright
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                            Impressive! I'm only 45(h) myself... :-D

                            Will Rogers never met me.

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                            • M Marc Clifton

                              And was that "the first nail in your coffin?" (groan) :laugh:

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                              jochance
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                              "Sure, I'll grab them! How thick are your hands again?"

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