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And that's how the fight started

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D Daniel Pfeffer

I assume that you're sleeping with a helmet and flak jacket tonight... :)

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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...and on the couch.

There are no solutions, only trade-offs.
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A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)
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...and on the couch.

There are no solutions, only trade-offs.
- Thomas Sowell

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.
- Calvin (Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes)
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...that's been put in the backyard.

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...that's been put in the backyard.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Gary Wheeler

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... and has been set on fire.

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D Daniel Pfeffer

I assume that you're sleeping with a helmet and flak jacket tonight... :)

Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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Mike Hankey

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She has Alzheimer's so I only have to disappear for a short time. Good thing though because she is also OCD, so she cleans like crazy but forgets why. :) Just kidding about the about the Alzheimer's, Don't need a coat because it's hotter than hell but I do know the way out.

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My SO and I have been together for some time and she's been giving subtle hints lately about tying the knot. So I'm pretty dumb you gotta hit me over the head and straight out tell me what you want, and she hasn't. So the other day I said to her: "You remember that jewelry store where you had your earrings reset?" She got all excited and responded: "Yes" I said: "There's a hardware store next door would you pick up a box of nails on your way home?" Now she's madder than hell and that's how the the started.

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Mike is too old to be that stupid ;). Old guys know where all the land mines are buried. The kids accidentally walked into a minefield...😯🤯#movie #series - YouTube[^]

Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
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Mike is too old to be that stupid ;). Old guys know where all the land mines are buried. The kids accidentally walked into a minefield...😯🤯#movie #series - YouTube[^]

Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
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Mike Hankey

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Long ago I asked a friend of mine, who had been married for many years what his secret was. "Choose your fights" Works for me, at least with the lady I have now. She's a gem!

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Long ago I asked a friend of mine, who had been married for many years what his secret was. "Choose your fights" Works for me, at least with the lady I have now. She's a gem!

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:) messing with you. Yep, coming up on - hold on, need to pull up the calculator - 46 yeah, that's right. Not sure how she's put up with me. That said, about 20 years ago I learned, "shut up moron... :) love her to death

Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
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:) messing with you. Yep, coming up on - hold on, need to pull up the calculator - 46 yeah, that's right. Not sure how she's put up with me. That said, about 20 years ago I learned, "shut up moron... :) love her to death

Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
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Mike Hankey

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I found there's only 2 words in the Women's manual: Yes Dear

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My SO and I have been together for some time and she's been giving subtle hints lately about tying the knot. So I'm pretty dumb you gotta hit me over the head and straight out tell me what you want, and she hasn't. So the other day I said to her: "You remember that jewelry store where you had your earrings reset?" She got all excited and responded: "Yes" I said: "There's a hardware store next door would you pick up a box of nails on your way home?" Now she's madder than hell and that's how the the started.

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As one of the very few old women on CP, married 38 years ... I'm staying away from the posts from all the old farts ;P We don't require that much subservience

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss. Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love" by Robert A. Heinlein
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As one of the very few old women on CP, married 38 years ... I'm staying away from the posts from all the old farts ;P We don't require that much subservience

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors - and miss. Lazarus Long, "Time Enough For Love" by Robert A. Heinlein
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Mike Hankey

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Smart Lady, I'm definitely one of them old farts. :)

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I found there's only 2 words in the Women's manual: Yes Dear

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charlieg

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but you have to be very, very careful how you say it.

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but you have to be very, very careful how you say it.

Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.
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Mike Hankey

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A new guy in prison gets a list of jokes by number, listens at night to the other prisoners. Charlie: 37 Everyone roars with laughter Jim: 22 Again everyone roars with laughter This goes for many nights and one night the new guys decides to give it a try. New guy: 16 Not as peep. Next day he asks his buddy: "What did I do wrong" Answer: Timing

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Smart Lady, I'm definitely one of them old farts. :)

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Roger Wright

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Probably the oldest, in fact. ;)

Will Rogers never met me.
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Probably the oldest, in fact. ;)

Will Rogers never met me.
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Mike Hankey

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I resemble that. :)

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My SO and I have been together for some time and she's been giving subtle hints lately about tying the knot. So I'm pretty dumb you gotta hit me over the head and straight out tell me what you want, and she hasn't. So the other day I said to her: "You remember that jewelry store where you had your earrings reset?" She got all excited and responded: "Yes" I said: "There's a hardware store next door would you pick up a box of nails on your way home?" Now she's madder than hell and that's how the the started.

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I haven't spoken to my wife this month. I don't want to interrupt her.

"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger
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My SO and I have been together for some time and she's been giving subtle hints lately about tying the knot. So I'm pretty dumb you gotta hit me over the head and straight out tell me what you want, and she hasn't. So the other day I said to her: "You remember that jewelry store where you had your earrings reset?" She got all excited and responded: "Yes" I said: "There's a hardware store next door would you pick up a box of nails on your way home?" Now she's madder than hell and that's how the the started.

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Marc Clifton

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And was that "the first nail in your coffin?" (groan) :laugh:

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My SO and I have been together for some time and she's been giving subtle hints lately about tying the knot. So I'm pretty dumb you gotta hit me over the head and straight out tell me what you want, and she hasn't. So the other day I said to her: "You remember that jewelry store where you had your earrings reset?" She got all excited and responded: "Yes" I said: "There's a hardware store next door would you pick up a box of nails on your way home?" Now she's madder than hell and that's how the the started.

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I read about the difference in meaning between "completed" and "finished" yesterday. Marry the right woman, you're completed. Marry the wrong one... You're finished!

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A new guy in prison gets a list of jokes by number, listens at night to the other prisoners. Charlie: 37 Everyone roars with laughter Jim: 22 Again everyone roars with laughter This goes for many nights and one night the new guys decides to give it a try. New guy: 16 Not as peep. Next day he asks his buddy: "What did I do wrong" Answer: Timing

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One of my favourites, that one. Haven't heard this punchline before and I like it. :thumbsup: I'm familiar with "It's not the joke buddy, it's how ya tell it"
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Probably the oldest, in fact. ;)

Will Rogers never met me.
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Not likely. Married 63 years here. First 60 were the hardest!

>64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
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Not likely. Married 63 years here. First 60 were the hardest!

>64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
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Roger Wright

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Impressive! I'm only 45(h) myself... :-D

Will Rogers never met me.
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