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  • R Ryan Binns

    FranzKlein wrote: Can any Australian member of CP trace their family tree back to a criminal that came to Oz from England? Yes, but I can't be bothered looking it up right now :). I can't even remember where all the information's kept. I think it's at my aunt's place. We've traced our family tree back to King Edward IV, and before that it just follows the royal family. It seems that my ancestor at that point in time was an illegitimate son of King Edward, the result of an affair with a prostitute :wtf:

    Ryan

    "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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    Ian Darling
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    Does that mean if I (sorry, someone :-)) killed enough of the Royal Family and descendants, you'd be the King of England? :laugh: -- Ian Darling If I was any more loopy, I'd be infinite.

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      Does that mean if I (sorry, someone :-)) killed enough of the Royal Family and descendants, you'd be the King of England? :laugh: -- Ian Darling If I was any more loopy, I'd be infinite.

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      Ryan Binns
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      Ian Darling wrote: Does that mean if I (sorry, someone ) killed enough of the Royal Family and descendants, you'd be the King of England? Yes, but you'd probably have to use a nuke or something, because there's an awful lot of them in line before me :)

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      "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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        Does that mean if I (sorry, someone :-)) killed enough of the Royal Family and descendants, you'd be the King of England? :laugh: -- Ian Darling If I was any more loopy, I'd be infinite.

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        David Wulff
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        Maybe that was why your ancestors were deported to Oz? :~


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        "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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          Maybe that was why your ancestors were deported to Oz? :~


          David Wulff

          "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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          Ian Darling
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          David Wulff wrote: Maybe that was why your ancestors were deported to Oz? OK, now I'm confused - I'm a Brit, not an Aussie (not for the lack of trying though :-)) Was this intended for Ryan? -- Ian Darling If I was any more loopy, I'd be infinite.

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          • F Franz Klein

            Can any Australian member of CP trace their family tree back to a criminal that came to Oz from England? I think that two of my ancestors were the black sheep in the family and were chased away to South Africa/Namibia. :)

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            Chris Maunder
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            My ancestors weren't criminals, they were entrepreneurs. cheers, Chris Maunder

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              My ancestors weren't criminals, they were entrepreneurs. cheers, Chris Maunder

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              Navin
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              Chris Maunder wrote: My ancestors weren't criminals, they were entrepreneurs. The union of those two sets is not the empty set, though. :-D "When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

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              • F Franz Klein

                Can any Australian member of CP trace their family tree back to a criminal that came to Oz from England? I think that two of my ancestors were the black sheep in the family and were chased away to South Africa/Namibia. :)

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                None of my ancestors were criminals (that were caught anyway), but I recently discovered an interesting overlooked fact - As Australia was a new colony and had extreme labour shortages, the powers that be decided to be extremely selective when choosing who would be transported. As a result, to get transported you had to be a skilled tradesman or specialist labourer. The vast majority of transportees had committed very minor offences, but were sent to Aus to alleviate the labour shortage rather than to rid England of undesirables. The murderers, rapists and scum (unless highly qualified) therefore were left to rot in Ol' Blighty. Casts a somewhat different light on the "Convict" status of early Australia. *************************** Statistics are like bikinis - both look extremely attractive, but both hide the truely essential

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                • I Ian Darling

                  David Wulff wrote: Maybe that was why your ancestors were deported to Oz? OK, now I'm confused - I'm a Brit, not an Aussie (not for the lack of trying though :-)) Was this intended for Ryan? -- Ian Darling If I was any more loopy, I'd be infinite.

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                  David Wulff
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                  Uh huh, your message just happened top be the last one on the screen as my my boss walked towards my screen... :-O


                  David Wulff

                  "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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                    None of my ancestors were criminals (that were caught anyway), but I recently discovered an interesting overlooked fact - As Australia was a new colony and had extreme labour shortages, the powers that be decided to be extremely selective when choosing who would be transported. As a result, to get transported you had to be a skilled tradesman or specialist labourer. The vast majority of transportees had committed very minor offences, but were sent to Aus to alleviate the labour shortage rather than to rid England of undesirables. The murderers, rapists and scum (unless highly qualified) therefore were left to rot in Ol' Blighty. Casts a somewhat different light on the "Convict" status of early Australia. *************************** Statistics are like bikinis - both look extremely attractive, but both hide the truely essential

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                    Jarrod Marshall
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                    Are you sure insanity wasn't part of the transport requirements? *Thinks of the person's lineage who created Blinky Bill* :laugh:

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                    • D David Wulff

                      Maybe that was why your ancestors were deported to Oz? :~


                      David Wulff

                      "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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                      Ryan Binns
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                      David Wulff wrote: Maybe that was why your ancestors were deported to Oz? Unlikely, since Edward IV reigned 300 years before Australia was even settled ;)

                      Ryan

                      "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                      • F Franz Klein

                        Can any Australian member of CP trace their family tree back to a criminal that came to Oz from England? I think that two of my ancestors were the black sheep in the family and were chased away to South Africa/Namibia. :)

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                        Phil Martin
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                        All the family tree stuff was being maintained by one of my aunts in Sydney I think, so I don't have it handy. But apparently my fathers side traces back to the Mayor of Boston (!), so I found that pretty neat.

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                        • F Franz Klein

                          Can any Australian member of CP trace their family tree back to a criminal that came to Oz from England? I think that two of my ancestors were the black sheep in the family and were chased away to South Africa/Namibia. :)

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                          FranzKlein wrote: Can any Australian member of CP trace their family tree back to a criminal that came to Oz from England? Yes, on my fathers side. The ancestor arrived on a ship in the second fleet. He was a convict. That's all I know about him. My mothers side were free settlers as far as we could tell. Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au

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                          • F Franz Klein

                            Can any Australian member of CP trace their family tree back to a criminal that came to Oz from England? I think that two of my ancestors were the black sheep in the family and were chased away to South Africa/Namibia. :)

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                            Victor Vogelpoel
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                            A business man flew to Austrialia to visit some clients. At the airport, Customs asked him, among other questions: "Do you have a criminal record?". The business man responded with: "Do you still need one to get into Australia?". :laugh: I think this guy got searched thoroughly.... VictorV

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