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  • M Michael Dunn

    I just saw an ad for Boca brand sausages. "boca" means "mouth" in Spanish, so you can imagine the rest of my thought process.... ;) --Mike-- "There are only a limited number of jobs where they will ask to see the sausage. Most of them are in movies."  -- Christian Graus, 2/11/2002 My really out-of-date homepage Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.

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    Tibor Blazko
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    fiat had problems with its tipo model in finland (?) there it means stupid-man there are people living from new good product names creation only f.e. author of pentium word has to be not poor t!

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      fiat had problems with its tipo model in finland (?) there it means stupid-man there are people living from new good product names creation only f.e. author of pentium word has to be not poor t!

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      Michael Dunn
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      Tibor Blazko wrote: there are people living from new good product names creation only Then again, there are people living off bad product names too. For example, Microsoft. :) Neither "micro" nor "soft" has good connotations. --Mike-- "There are only a limited number of jobs where they will ask to see the sausage. Most of them are in movies."  -- Christian Graus, 2/11/2002 My really out-of-date homepage Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.

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      • T Tibor Blazko

        fiat had problems with its tipo model in finland (?) there it means stupid-man there are people living from new good product names creation only f.e. author of pentium word has to be not poor t!

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        Francisco Viella
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        Mitsubishi had problems with their Pajero model here, in Spain. It's called Montero here. I don't think I could say the meaning of Pajero in Spanish without being censored. :-O

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        • C ColinDavies

          Years ago I read a story of a car-maker who targeted the Mexican market with a model called Nova, Apparently the name can be broken apart as "No va", My spanish isn't good enough to verify this. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

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          If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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          Francisco Viella
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          You're right. "No va" means "It doesn't go". Quite a bad name for a car. :-)

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          • F Francisco Viella

            Mitsubishi had problems with their Pajero model here, in Spain. It's called Montero here. I don't think I could say the meaning of Pajero in Spanish without being censored. :-O

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            ColinDavies
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            Years ago I read a story of a car-maker who targeted the Mexican market with a model called Nova, Apparently the name can be broken apart as "No va", My spanish isn't good enough to verify this. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

            Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

            If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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            • T Tibor Blazko

              fiat had problems with its tipo model in finland (?) there it means stupid-man there are people living from new good product names creation only f.e. author of pentium word has to be not poor t!

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              markkuk
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              No, "tipo" doesn't mean anything in Finnish. "Uuno" does mean "stupid-man", but I haven't heard about sales problems for Fiat Uno caused by that.

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              • M Michael Dunn

                I just saw an ad for Boca brand sausages. "boca" means "mouth" in Spanish, so you can imagine the rest of my thought process.... ;) --Mike-- "There are only a limited number of jobs where they will ask to see the sausage. Most of them are in movies."  -- Christian Graus, 2/11/2002 My really out-of-date homepage Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.

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                Jon Sagara
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                Sinner. ;P Reminds me of a few years ago when I was walking through the local mall. They had this Hickory Farms-type store with a bunch of sausage on display. One of the brands had a funny slogan: "<Company Name>: Purveyors of Fine Sausage" Now if that doesn't invoke inappropriate thoughts... Jon Sagara What about :bob:? Sonork ID: 100.9999 jonsagara

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                • C ColinDavies

                  Years ago I read a story of a car-maker who targeted the Mexican market with a model called Nova, Apparently the name can be broken apart as "No va", My spanish isn't good enough to verify this. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

                  Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                  If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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                  Jon Hulatt
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                  It's true. Vauxhall/Opel (GM european brands) made the Nova. In the UK they called it that. But it was branded Corsa in europe becuase "No Va" means no-go in spanish. and sort of in french too. Sorry to dissapoint you all with my lack of a witty or poignant signature.

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                  • M markkuk

                    No, "tipo" doesn't mean anything in Finnish. "Uuno" does mean "stupid-man", but I haven't heard about sales problems for Fiat Uno caused by that.

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                    Tibor Blazko
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                    uno, sorry i red finland was very unsuccesful market for this model comparing to others t!

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                    • M Michael Dunn

                      I just saw an ad for Boca brand sausages. "boca" means "mouth" in Spanish, so you can imagine the rest of my thought process.... ;) --Mike-- "There are only a limited number of jobs where they will ask to see the sausage. Most of them are in movies."  -- Christian Graus, 2/11/2002 My really out-of-date homepage Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.

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                      Ulf Ohlen
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                      Honda Fitta was never sold in Sweden. "Fitta" means... ahem... the rudest possible name for the female sexual organ.

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                      • M Michael Dunn

                        I just saw an ad for Boca brand sausages. "boca" means "mouth" in Spanish, so you can imagine the rest of my thought process.... ;) --Mike-- "There are only a limited number of jobs where they will ask to see the sausage. Most of them are in movies."  -- Christian Graus, 2/11/2002 My really out-of-date homepage Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.

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                        David Wulff
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                        How about the Rolls Royce Silver Mist? In germany... well, I think they had good reason to change it! ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg

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                        • F Francisco Viella

                          Mitsubishi had problems with their Pajero model here, in Spain. It's called Montero here. I don't think I could say the meaning of Pajero in Spanish without being censored. :-O

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                          hollowMedia 0xFA7E
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                          It's called a Montero in the US as well. ---- xian

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                          • M Michael Dunn

                            I just saw an ad for Boca brand sausages. "boca" means "mouth" in Spanish, so you can imagine the rest of my thought process.... ;) --Mike-- "There are only a limited number of jobs where they will ask to see the sausage. Most of them are in movies."  -- Christian Graus, 2/11/2002 My really out-of-date homepage Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.

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                            Peter Godec
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                            Seems like the Japanese are the masters of weird product names. More funny product names and product descriptions for your viewing pleasure, courtesy of engrish.com all-your-base-are-belong-to-us-ly y'rs --pg :)

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                            • M Michael Dunn

                              I just saw an ad for Boca brand sausages. "boca" means "mouth" in Spanish, so you can imagine the rest of my thought process.... ;) --Mike-- "There are only a limited number of jobs where they will ask to see the sausage. Most of them are in movies."  -- Christian Graus, 2/11/2002 My really out-of-date homepage Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.

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                              Todd C Wilson
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                              Boca Burgers. MMM...


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                              • M Michael Dunn

                                I just saw an ad for Boca brand sausages. "boca" means "mouth" in Spanish, so you can imagine the rest of my thought process.... ;) --Mike-- "There are only a limited number of jobs where they will ask to see the sausage. Most of them are in movies."  -- Christian Graus, 2/11/2002 My really out-of-date homepage Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.

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                                Simon Capewell
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                                Smeg, who make kitchen appliances. Unfortunately this is a shortening of smegma and you really don't want to store food in a smeggy fridge X|

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                                • C ColinDavies

                                  Years ago I read a story of a car-maker who targeted the Mexican market with a model called Nova, Apparently the name can be broken apart as "No va", My spanish isn't good enough to verify this. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

                                  Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                  If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle 'em with your bullsh*t P J Arends 0 = ( ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) + (x-1)^2) * ( (x-1)^2 + ( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) ) - x^4 x != 0 0 = sqrt( x^2 - (x-1)^2 ) - 5

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                                  Brad Bruce
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                                  No Va = "No Go" I had a list of about 50 "bad names" when I was in college advertising class.

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