:) After 20 years of marriage, a husband and wife go to counseling. When asked what the problem is, the wife breaks into a passionate tirade about every problem they have ever had. Finally after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist gets up, walks over to the wife, makes her stand up and kisses her very hard. The woman shuts up and quietly sits down. The therapist says to the husband: This is what your wife needs a least 3 times week. Can you do this? After a moment, the husband replies: I can drop her by here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I fish.
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