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  • K Kevnar

    Did you hear about the blond who passed the Turing test? Sorry. That was a bad one. I know. Computer science students will get it.:laugh:

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    Simon Walton
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    Kevin Ranville wrote: Did you hear about the blond who passed the Turing test? lol :laugh: Simon Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Sonork ID 100.10024

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      Kevin Ranville wrote: Did you hear about the blond who passed the Turing test? lol :laugh: Simon Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Sonork ID 100.10024

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      You must be a computer science student.

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      • J John McIlroy

        Philisophical Question If a man is in a forest, and he says something, even though there is no woman around... Is he still wrong?

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        Kevnar
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        Random Bar Joke Generator. It parses together snippets from all the cliches of every bar joke ever told, or so it would seem... http://www.brunching.com/cgi/barjoke.cgi? Occasionally these things accidentally make sense. The rest are even funnier. :laugh:

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        • K Kevnar

          You must be a computer science student.

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          Simon Walton
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          How did you guess? :) We haven't actually done AI yet though, i just know a little about it. Simon Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Sonork ID 100.10024

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          • N Nick Carruthers

            It's kind of an IRC/chat room thing, where people post their age/sex/location. e.g. Nick> 127/both/Swaziland

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            peterchen
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            >> age/sex/location my typical answer being "to old, not very often, at home"

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            • M Melissa_N

              LOL :) hehehe Thanks for the many jokes, guys and you even started a new thread for me! Awww :) I'm touched! Melissa

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              Nish Nishant
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              Programmers are human too melissa. The moment they see a damsel in distress, they come up with jokes. In this they dont fight over C# and VB and Linux and windows and IE and netscape. They just dig up jokes for the poor melissa damsel :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut

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              • H Henry Jacobs

                I'm expecting someone to call for an age/sex check next.

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                l a u r e n
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                hahaha was thinking that myself --- "every year we invent better idiot proof systems and every year they invent better idiots ... and the linux zealots still aren't being sterilized"

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  I choked - sorry... :) "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I choked - sorry... didnt momma tell u never to swallow? ;) --- "every year we invent better idiot proof systems and every year they invent better idiots ... and the linux zealots still aren't being sterilized"

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                  • H Henry Jacobs

                    I'm expecting someone to call for an age/sex check next.

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                    Paul Watson
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                    Henry Jacobs wrote: I'm expecting someone to call for an age/sex check next. LOL yes. Newbie > Hi all Room > Hi Newbie Newbie > ASL everyone. Op > k9 kick newbie be more polite IRC got really annoying with people who asked ASL before they even said hello or how are you. p.s. before anyone asks, ASL stands for Age, Sex, Location regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge

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