What happens to programmers when they die???

[Shog9 0]

They dump core.

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[DavidNohejl]

Why are you asking? :~ Never forget: "Stay kul and happy" (I.A.)
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[Michael P Butler]

mejax wrote: What happens to programmers when they die??? They become managers. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

[Kant]

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The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'. ;-P
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[Michael Dunn]

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[Judah Gabriel Himango]

compiler error: undefined variable HATES. Did you mean Hades[^]?

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[Ryan Roberts]

They go to silicon heaven, along with the toasters and calculators of course.

[Judah Gabriel Himango]

Any attempts to access them result in a NullReferenceException.

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[Joshua Quick]

They become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Taka Muraoka]

They get returned to the heap.

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[Brigg Thorp]

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[Brigg Thorp]

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[l a u r e n]

:laugh:

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[Gary Thom]

Their objects get reused. Gary Marc Clifton: "In other words, VB is like a bad parent. It can really screw up your childhood."

[Adam Wimsatt]

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[brianwelsch]

They become worm food of course. BW

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[Alvaro Mendez]

God (a VB programmer) sets them to Nothing. :)

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[PJ Arends]

Now this is the funniest response I read on this thread:laugh::laugh: [Msg Deleted]:laugh::laugh:

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Shouldn't that be <LIFE/>? :confused: "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

They become worm food. :) Good music: In my rosary[^]