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What happens to programmers when they die???

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    Michael P Butler
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    mejax wrote: What happens to programmers when they die??? They become managers. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

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      Kant
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      Undeleted Pointers
      The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'. ;-P
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        Michael Dunn
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        </LIFE> --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | 1ClickPicGrabber | NEW~! CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ

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          _exit(bWasGoodProgrammer ? GOTO_HEAVEN : GOTO_HATES); :doh: Steve

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          Judah Gabriel Himango
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          compiler error: undefined variable HATES. Did you mean Hades[^]?

          Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Cops & Robbers Judah Himango

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            Ryan Roberts
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            They go to silicon heaven, along with the toasters and calculators of course.

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              Judah Gabriel Himango
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              Any attempts to access them result in a NullReferenceException.

              Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Cops & Robbers Judah Himango

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                Joshua Quick
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                They become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

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                  Taka Muraoka
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                  They get returned to the heap.


                  The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison Awasu 2.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

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                    Brigg Thorp
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                      Good programmers never die. They just get made open source.


                      Jonathan Newman blog.nonny.com [^]

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                      l a u r e n
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                      :laugh:


                      "there is no spoon"
                      biz stuff about me

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                        Brigg Thorp
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                        goto BIRTH; Brigg Thorp Senior Software Engineer Timex Corporation

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                          Gary Thom
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                          Their objects get reused. Gary Marc Clifton: "In other words, VB is like a bad parent. It can really screw up your childhood."

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                            Adam Wimsatt
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                            /dev/null


                            // TODO: Write code.

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                              brianwelsch
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                              They become worm food of course. BW


                              Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking bookstore...

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                                Alvaro Mendez
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                                God (a VB programmer) sets them to Nothing. :)


                                Explain to the mothers & fathers of American servicemen that may come home in body bags why their son or daughter have to give up their life?" -- Sean Hannity, 1999.

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                                  Now this is the funniest response I read on this thread:laugh::laugh: [Msg Deleted]:laugh::laugh:


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                                    </LIFE> --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | 1ClickPicGrabber | NEW~! CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ

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                                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                    Shouldn't that be <LIFE/>? :confused: "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

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                                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                      They become worm food. :) Good music: In my rosary[^]

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                                        Shouldn't that be <LIFE/>? :confused: "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

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                                        Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Shouldn't that be ? the life and death of an Xml programmer... <life>Grow. Learn.</life> _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) -- modified at 16:29 Thursday 1st September, 2005

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                                          Thiago Perine
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                                          Some ones are collected by the "Garbage Collector". :laugh: Thiago A. Perine
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