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What happens to programmers when they die???

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    ???

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    Brigg Thorp
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      Brigg Thorp
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      goto BIRTH; Brigg Thorp Senior Software Engineer Timex Corporation

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      • J Jon Newman

        Good programmers never die. They just get made open source.


        Jonathan Newman blog.nonny.com [^]

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        l a u r e n
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        :laugh:


        "there is no spoon"
        biz stuff about me

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          Gary Thom
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          Their objects get reused. Gary Marc Clifton: "In other words, VB is like a bad parent. It can really screw up your childhood."

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            Adam Wimsatt
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            /dev/null


            // TODO: Write code.

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              brianwelsch
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              They become worm food of course. BW


              Meanwhile, behind the facade of this innocent looking bookstore...

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                Alvaro Mendez
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                God (a VB programmer) sets them to Nothing. :)


                Explain to the mothers & fathers of American servicemen that may come home in body bags why their son or daughter have to give up their life?" -- Sean Hannity, 1999.

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                  Now this is the funniest response I read on this thread:laugh::laugh: [Msg Deleted]:laugh::laugh:


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                  • M Michael Dunn

                    </LIFE> --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | 1ClickPicGrabber | NEW~! CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ

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                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                    Shouldn't that be <LIFE/>? :confused: "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

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                      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                      They become worm food. :) Good music: In my rosary[^]

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                      • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                        Shouldn't that be <LIFE/>? :confused: "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

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                        El Corazon
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                        Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Shouldn't that be ? the life and death of an Xml programmer... <life>Grow. Learn.</life> _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) -- modified at 16:29 Thursday 1st September, 2005

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                          Thiago Perine
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                          Some ones are collected by the "Garbage Collector". :laugh: Thiago A. Perine
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                          • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                            compiler error: undefined variable HATES. Did you mean Hades[^]?

                            Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Cops & Robbers Judah Himango

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                            Steve Mayfield
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                            yes :-O one of the reasons I became a programmer is I can mispell things (variable names, documentation...) and the program will still run OK.... Steve

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                              Shouldn't that be <LIFE/>? :confused: "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

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                              Jason Henderson
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                              Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Shouldn't that be ? Only if your life was empty.

                              "Live long and prosper." - Spock

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                                yes :-O one of the reasons I became a programmer is I can mispell things (variable names, documentation...) and the program will still run OK.... Steve

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                                Judah Gabriel Himango
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                                Steve Mayfield wrote: one of the reasons I became a programmer is I can mispell things (variable names, documentation...) and the program will still run OK.... lol

                                Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Cops & Robbers Judah Himango

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                                  Marc Clifton
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                                  They get refactored. (I'm surprised no one else has said that yet!) Marc My website
                                  Latest Articles: Object Comparer String Helpers

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                                  • J Jason Henderson

                                    Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Shouldn't that be ? Only if your life was empty.

                                    "Live long and prosper." - Spock

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                                    Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                    Excellent reasoning. :) "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

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                                      Dejan Petrovic
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                                      Programmers never die. They just go to the next level of abstraction. DP

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                                      • M Michael P Butler

                                        mejax wrote: What happens to programmers when they die??? They become managers. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

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                                        RandyBeck
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                                        Hey !!!! I resemble resent that. ;P

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                                          Brigg Thorp
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                                          NOP (No Op) Brigg Thorp Senior Software Engineer Timex Corporation

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