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What happens to programmers when they die???

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    Adam Wimsatt
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      brianwelsch
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      They become worm food of course. BW


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        Alvaro Mendez
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        God (a VB programmer) sets them to Nothing. :)


        Explain to the mothers & fathers of American servicemen that may come home in body bags why their son or daughter have to give up their life?" -- Sean Hannity, 1999.

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          Now this is the funniest response I read on this thread:laugh::laugh: [Msg Deleted]:laugh::laugh:


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            </LIFE> --Mike-- Visual C++ MVP :cool: LINKS~! Ericahist | 1ClickPicGrabber | NEW~! CP SearchBar v3.0 | C++ Forum FAQ

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            Bassam Abdul Baki
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            Shouldn't that be <LIFE/>? :confused: "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

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              Jorgen Sigvardsson
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              They become worm food. :) Good music: In my rosary[^]

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              • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                Shouldn't that be <LIFE/>? :confused: "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

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                El Corazon
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                Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Shouldn't that be ? the life and death of an Xml programmer... <life>Grow. Learn.</life> _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb) -- modified at 16:29 Thursday 1st September, 2005

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                  Thiago Perine
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                  Some ones are collected by the "Garbage Collector". :laugh: Thiago A. Perine
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                  • J Judah Gabriel Himango

                    compiler error: undefined variable HATES. Did you mean Hades[^]?

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                    Steve Mayfield
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                    yes :-O one of the reasons I became a programmer is I can mispell things (variable names, documentation...) and the program will still run OK.... Steve

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                    • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                      Shouldn't that be <LIFE/>? :confused: "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

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                      Jason Henderson
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                      Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Shouldn't that be ? Only if your life was empty.

                      "Live long and prosper." - Spock

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                      • S Steve Mayfield

                        yes :-O one of the reasons I became a programmer is I can mispell things (variable names, documentation...) and the program will still run OK.... Steve

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                        Judah Gabriel Himango
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                        Steve Mayfield wrote: one of the reasons I became a programmer is I can mispell things (variable names, documentation...) and the program will still run OK.... lol

                        Tech, life, family, faith: Give me a visit. I'm currently blogging about: Cops & Robbers Judah Himango

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                          Marc Clifton
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                          They get refactored. (I'm surprised no one else has said that yet!) Marc My website
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                            Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Shouldn't that be ? Only if your life was empty.

                            "Live long and prosper." - Spock

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                            Bassam Abdul Baki
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                            Excellent reasoning. :) "If only one person knows the truth, it is still the truth." - Mahatma Gandhi Web - Blog - RSS - Math

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                              Dejan Petrovic
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                              Programmers never die. They just go to the next level of abstraction. DP

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                                mejax wrote: What happens to programmers when they die??? They become managers. Michael CP Blog [^] Development Blog [^]

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                                RandyBeck
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                                Hey !!!! I resemble resent that. ;P

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                                  Brigg Thorp
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                                  NOP (No Op) Brigg Thorp Senior Software Engineer Timex Corporation

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