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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
I got a job cleaning the beaver pen at the zoo, but it was one dam thing after another.
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Then there was the time I was an elevator operator, it was such an uplifting experience. (I think plastic surgeon may work here too) "When you know you're going to eat crow, it's best to eat it while it's still warm." - Reader's Digest
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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
