JOTD - Funny one liners about working
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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
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"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
I love programming, but sometimes it really bugs you. _________________________ Asu no koto o ieba, tenjo de nezumi ga warau. Talk about things of tomorrow and the mice in the ceiling laugh. (Japanese Proverb)
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"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
Marc Clifton wrote:
"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code."
Marc, how about : "That code is not up to the marc" :rolleyes:
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"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
Marc Clifton wrote:
I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code.
Did you really have to go there? :):) This thread has the potential to get real ugly real quick... Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
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"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
<smack!> :rolleyes:
Software Zen:
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"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
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"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
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"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
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"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
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"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
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"I tried programming but my work wasn't up to code." ;P Marc VS2005 Tips & Tricks -- contributions welcome!
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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
I once had a very brief stint as a comedian, and that's why you won't find this reply very funny. "When you know you're going to eat crow, it's best to eat it while it's still warm." - Reader's Digest
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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
Then there was the time I was an elevator operator, it was such an uplifting experience. (I think plastic surgeon may work here too) "When you know you're going to eat crow, it's best to eat it while it's still warm." - Reader's Digest
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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
I wanted to be a photographer but I lacked focus. Then I trained to develop films but found I had negative feedback. '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd
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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
I want to try stripping, but I couldn't pull it off...:-O Steve
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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
Tried my hand as a pharmacist, boy was that a prescription for failure. Steve
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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
Next I hired on as a cashier, checked out the first day. Steve
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I want to try stripping, but I couldn't pull it off...:-O Steve
rotflmao !!
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There are a few good ones on http://www.merel.us/Joker/OneLiner_Frame.htm[^]. Here are my favorites:* My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.
- Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
- After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.
- Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
- Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
- Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
- I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patients.
- I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
- So then I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
- After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it. Chris LaQuerre eBusiness Projects Leader
Got a job as a Football Quarterback, I was sacked the first week Steve