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  • J Josh Smith

    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

    Nobody cares what you did to your dog man.

    I doubt your sister would appreciate being referred to as a dog! ;)

    :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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    Jeremy Falcon
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    Josh Smith wrote:

    I doubt your sister would appreciate being referred to as a dog!

    I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister. :->

    Jeremy Falcon

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    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

      You have an uncanny gift for deduction. :~

      -- Filmed on Location

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      Jeremy Falcon
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      Why thank you. :-D

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      • J Jeremy Falcon

        Josh Smith wrote:

        I doubt your sister would appreciate being referred to as a dog!

        I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister. :->

        Jeremy Falcon

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        Josh Smith
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        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

        I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister.

        That would explain the deja vu...

        :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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        • J Josh Smith

          Jeremy Falcon wrote:

          I bet your mom is upset you thought she was my sister.

          That would explain the deja vu...

          :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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          Jeremy Falcon
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          Josh Smith wrote:

          That would explain the deja vu...

          Your mom was upset twice? :laugh:

          Jeremy Falcon

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          • J Jeremy Falcon

            Josh Smith wrote:

            That would explain the deja vu...

            Your mom was upset twice? :laugh:

            Jeremy Falcon

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            Josh Smith
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            Jeremy Falcon wrote:

            Your mom was upset twice?

            Yeah, something like that... :rolleyes:

            :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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            • J Josh Smith

              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

              Your mom was upset twice?

              Yeah, something like that... :rolleyes:

              :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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              Jeremy Falcon
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              Josh Smith wrote:

              Yeah, something like that...

              I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

              Jeremy Falcon

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              • J Jeremy Falcon

                Josh Smith wrote:

                Yeah, something like that...

                I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

                Jeremy Falcon

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                Josh Smith
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                Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

                I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon! ;P

                :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                • J Josh Smith

                  Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                  I think I'm running out of lines here. Damn.

                  I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon! ;P

                  :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                  Jeremy Falcon
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                  Josh Smith wrote:

                  I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon!

                  Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado... You're momma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass. That's about the only good one I know.

                  Jeremy Falcon

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                  • J Jeremy Falcon

                    Josh Smith wrote:

                    I can keep going all day, bring it on Falcon!

                    Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado... You're momma's so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass. That's about the only good one I know.

                    Jeremy Falcon

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                    Josh Smith
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                    Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                    Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado...

                    :laugh: Your momma's so poor, she can't pay attention.

                    :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                    • J Josh Smith

                      Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                      Hmm. Then I propose "your mama" jokes. So, without further ado...

                      :laugh: Your momma's so poor, she can't pay attention.

                      :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                      Jeremy Falcon
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                      Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

                      Jeremy Falcon

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                      • J Jeremy Falcon

                        Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

                        Jeremy Falcon

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                        Josh Smith
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                        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                        I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

                        Sorry, you lose. Try again. ;P BTW - your momma's so ugly that when you were born, the doctor said "It's a human?!"

                        :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                        • J Josh Smith

                          Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                          I cheated on that one. Google hath provided.

                          Sorry, you lose. Try again. ;P BTW - your momma's so ugly that when you were born, the doctor said "It's a human?!"

                          :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                          Jeremy Falcon
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                          Josh Smith wrote:

                          Sorry, you lose. Try again.

                          Hmmm... You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it! Ha! :laugh:

                          Jeremy Falcon

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                          • J Jeremy Falcon

                            Josh Smith wrote:

                            Sorry, you lose. Try again.

                            Hmmm... You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it! Ha! :laugh:

                            Jeremy Falcon

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                            Josh Smith
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                            Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                            You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it!

                            I doubt my mom has heard of Linux. :) Speaking of moms... Your mother is so fat that she uses Crisco as perfume.

                            :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                            • J Josh Smith

                              Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                              You're mamma is so crazy, she uses Linux and likes it!

                              I doubt my mom has heard of Linux. :) Speaking of moms... Your mother is so fat that she uses Crisco as perfume.

                              :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                              Jeremy Falcon
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                              You're momma is so short, her thigh-highs can suffocate her.

                              Jeremy Falcon

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                              • J Jeremy Falcon

                                You're momma is so short, her thigh-highs can suffocate her.

                                Jeremy Falcon

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                                Josh Smith
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                                Your mother is so fat that she eats Wheat Thicks.

                                :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                • J Jeremy Falcon

                                  You're momma is so short, her thigh-highs can suffocate her.

                                  Jeremy Falcon

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                                  Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                                  Your mommas so thin she has to run circles in the shower to get wet.

                                  A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane

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                                  • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                                    Your mommas so thin she has to run circles in the shower to get wet.

                                    A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the Universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane

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                                    Jeremy Falcon
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                                    :-D

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                                    • J Josh Smith

                                      Your mother is so fat that she eats Wheat Thicks.

                                      :josh: My WPF Blog[^]

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                                      Jeremy Falcon
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                                      You momma is telling you to stop, and I agree. ;P Nah, I gotta get back to my library yo.

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                                      • R Raj Lal

                                        A cpian has two cubes on his desk with one number written on each face. Every day he arranges the cubes So that the front faces shows the todays date of the month example 17 wil be [1] in the first cube and [7] in the second cube So the question is What numbers are on the faces of the cubes which enables this? Hint:You don't need a rubik's intelligence to solve this think outside the cube Note: You have to use both cubes at all time. So the 4th day would be "04" 0 in one cube and 4 on the other

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                                        Christian Graus
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                                        I assume heaps of people answered this, but 1 2 3 4 5 6 0 1 2 7 8 9

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                                        • C Christian Graus

                                          I assume heaps of people answered this, but 1 2 3 4 5 6 0 1 2 7 8 9

                                          Christian Graus - Microsoft MVP - C++ Metal Musings - Rex and my new metal blog

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                                          Anthony Queen
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                                          that would be incorrect. How would you display 09, 08, or 07? You have to be able to display all dates using both blocks.

                                          ----------------------------- "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" - Bilbo Baggins

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