Joke
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Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Seamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whiskey. Seamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Seamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o' this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!"
-Prakash
Got my 5 (although with an Irish surname I should be offended).
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Funny, this joke gets downvoted in soapbox too. :confused:
-Prakash
Mr.Prakash wrote:
Funny, this joke gets downvoted in soapbox too.
You got my 5. This is the kind of joke we need to raise the tone in the soapbox.
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Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Seamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whiskey. Seamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Seamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o' this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!"
-Prakash
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Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Seamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whiskey. Seamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Seamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o' this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!"
-Prakash
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Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Seamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whiskey. Seamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!!" Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Seamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o' this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!"
-Prakash
Where is this amazing pub, which lets you drink a whole pint and chaser before paying for them?
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Where is this amazing pub, which lets you drink a whole pint and chaser before paying for them?
Its called a running tab. Most pubs will do this if your having more than one.
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I dont know what sad fuckkers voted you a 1, but 5! And I am deffinitely going to use this in the pub tonight! Cheers!
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fat_boy wrote:
I am deffinitely going to use this in the pub tonight!
There are probably easier ways of getting a free drink you know...
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fat_boy wrote:
I am deffinitely going to use this in the pub tonight!
There are probably easier ways of getting a free drink you know...
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Its called a running tab. Most pubs will do this if your having more than one.
What's in a sig? This statement is false. Build a bridge and get over it. ~ Chris Maunder
Chris S Kaiser wrote:
Its called a running tab. Most pubs will do this if your having more than one.
Maybe where you live! Here you're more likely to get the reply "Please do not ask for credit because a smack in the mouth often offends."
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fat_boy wrote:
I am deffinitely going to use this in the pub tonight!
There are probably easier ways of getting a free drink you know...
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