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A couple of sick jokes I found

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  • M Muammar

    DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

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    Pete OHanlon
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    X| Poor - very poor.

    Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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      X| Poor - very poor.

      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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      Muammar
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      Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

      X| Poor - very poor.

      :laugh:.. Believe me Pete, I always laugh at the replies more than the jokes:-D

      Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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      • M Muammar

        DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

        Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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        MatthysDT
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        :laugh::laugh::laugh: Some new ones for me!

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        • M Muammar

          Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

          X| Poor - very poor.

          :laugh:.. Believe me Pete, I always laugh at the replies more than the jokes:-D

          Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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          Pete OHanlon
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          Muammar© wrote:

          Believe me Pete, I always laugh at the replies more than the jokes

          Fair enough.:-D

          Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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          • M Muammar

            DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

            Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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            J4amieC
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            You lost me, what part of those jokes were "sick"? For sick jokes they must included dead babies! Or spit-roasted nuns! or any number of taboo subjects.

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            • J J4amieC

              You lost me, what part of those jokes were "sick"? For sick jokes they must included dead babies! Or spit-roasted nuns! or any number of taboo subjects.

              --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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              Dalek Dave
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              Do a general search/replace. Search for "Sick", replace with "desperately old, unfunny and often seen before"

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              • M MatthysDT

                :laugh::laugh::laugh: Some new ones for me!

                _______________________________________________________________________ http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/Doubts.aspx[^] "you can't forget something you never knew..." M. Du Toit

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                Muammar
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                See:->.. if we keep listening to what they say we would've never heard these stupid jokes:laugh:

                Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                • M Muammar

                  DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

                  Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                  Muammar© wrote:

                  Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

                  I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

                  Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson

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                  • Q QuiJohn

                    Muammar© wrote:

                    Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

                    I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

                    Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson

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                    • M Muammar

                      DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

                      Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                      I'll add one. Q: What happened when the teacher's laser pointer died? A: He threw a null pointer exception.

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                      • M Muammar

                        DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

                        Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                        I think I fell asleep Dan

                        At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan

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                        • M Muammar

                          DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

                          Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                          Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, it's a hardware problem.

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                            Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, it's a hardware problem.

                            Sunrise Wallpaper Project | The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader

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                            lost in transition
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                            :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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                            • Q QuiJohn

                              Muammar© wrote:

                              Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

                              I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

                              Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson

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                              Muammar
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                              ٍSo, did you get the index out of bounds exception?:laugh:

                              Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                                I'll add one. Q: What happened when the teacher's laser pointer died? A: He threw a null pointer exception.

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                                Muammar
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                                :laugh::laugh::laugh: That was hilarious:-D

                                Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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