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A couple of sick jokes I found

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  • M Muammar

    DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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    MatthysDT
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    :laugh::laugh::laugh: Some new ones for me!

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    • M Muammar

      Pete O`Hanlon wrote:

      X| Poor - very poor.

      :laugh:.. Believe me Pete, I always laugh at the replies more than the jokes:-D

      Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Muammar© wrote:

      Believe me Pete, I always laugh at the replies more than the jokes

      Fair enough.:-D

      Deja View - the feeling that you've seen this post before.

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      • M Muammar

        DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

        Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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        You lost me, what part of those jokes were "sick"? For sick jokes they must included dead babies! Or spit-roasted nuns! or any number of taboo subjects.

        --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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          You lost me, what part of those jokes were "sick"? For sick jokes they must included dead babies! Or spit-roasted nuns! or any number of taboo subjects.

          --- How to get answers to your questions[^]

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          Dalek Dave
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          Do a general search/replace. Search for "Sick", replace with "desperately old, unfunny and often seen before"

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          • M MatthysDT

            :laugh::laugh::laugh: Some new ones for me!

            _______________________________________________________________________ http://www.notreadytogiveup.com/Doubts.aspx[^] "you can't forget something you never knew..." M. Du Toit

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            Muammar
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            See:->.. if we keep listening to what they say we would've never heard these stupid jokes:laugh:

            Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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            • M Muammar

              DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

              Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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              Muammar© wrote:

              Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

              I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

              Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson

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                Muammar© wrote:

                Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

                I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

                Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson

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                • M Muammar

                  DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

                  Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                  I'll add one. Q: What happened when the teacher's laser pointer died? A: He threw a null pointer exception.

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                  • M Muammar

                    DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

                    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                    I think I fell asleep Dan

                    At university studying Software Engineering - if i say this line to girls i find they won't talk to me Dan

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                    • M Muammar

                      DISCLAIMER: Some or all must be a repost;P Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception:laugh: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? A: Because it is below C level. Q: What is an example of a never halting program? A: A couple of old ladies in front of an open elevator, each saying "you go first".

                      Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                      Miszou
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                      Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, it's a hardware problem.

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                      • M Miszou

                        Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, it's a hardware problem.

                        Sunrise Wallpaper Project | The StartPage Randomizer | The Windows Cheerleader

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                        lost in transition
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                        :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

                        God Bless, Jason
                        I am not perfect but I try to be better than those before me. So those who come after me will be better than I am.

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                        • Q QuiJohn

                          Muammar© wrote:

                          Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day? A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat." //until he gets an index out of bounds exception

                          I cannot be the only one here who has actually been bothered by those directions on a bottle of shampoo. :)

                          Faith is a fine invention For gentlemen who see; But microscopes are prudent In an emergency! -Emily Dickinson

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                          Muammar
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                          ٍSo, did you get the index out of bounds exception?:laugh:

                          Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                          • D DKScherpy

                            I'll add one. Q: What happened when the teacher's laser pointer died? A: He threw a null pointer exception.

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                            Muammar
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                            :laugh::laugh::laugh: That was hilarious:-D

                            Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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